[@bsolute_luck]

so i went on another comical tilt pillaging spree tonight on UB after some serious suckouts, and i continue to find blatant proof UB is rigged to reward sucky hands [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] -all these hands are for real and are in my PT database!

Hand #1
side notes: i had just got sucked out by a guy playing 54o and so i asked him flat out "should i play 36o". of course he said yes and so here we go:

Hero is MP3 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
folded to M1, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, Hero calls [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img], CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, BB folds, MP1 calls, Hero calls, CO calls

Turn 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, BB folds, MP1 calls, Hero calls, CO folds

River A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB folds


Hand #2 (and this is just plain retarded)

Hero is MP3 (2 off button) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
folded to MP2, <font color="red">MP2 raises, Hero 3-bets</font>, folded around, MP2 calls

Flop7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] - do i really need to go any further in the hand?! i mean really?

Hand #3

Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

folded to MP1, <font color="red">MP1 raises</font>, 2 folds, Button cold calls, SB calls, Hero calls

Flop 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="red">MP1 bets</font>, Button folds, SB calls, Hero calls

River 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="red">Hero donks</font>, both fold!!!

may you all join in my laughter.
playing serious: -40BBs over 200 hands
comical tilt session: +60BBs in 50 [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]