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No one could stink up a locker room like wrestlers. Just thinking about the b.o. generated by a couple dozen guys trying to sweat off another 3 pounds makes me queasy.

I still know 2 guys that wrestled in high school (20 years ago now) and both have neck/back issues, but at least their ears are normal looking.

Our guys didn't wear unitards in school, probably because they were still trying to sweat off another pound or whatever.

Bender: I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys.
Andrew: You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals.
Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andrew: Shut up!