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Ohhhh, one of my favorite knock knocks. This still works great with kids:


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chic......
BAACAAAAAAACKKK

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I always heard it as "interrupting cow". It's great when Jimmy on South Park tells it.

[/ QUOTE ]When you use this one in person, 'interrupting starfish' followed by putting your open hand on their face works pretty well.

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And then if she's hot, you proceed to "interrupting cucumber."

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nicely done