[rbdog]

I get smarter by watching a lot of f'ing TV.

Even though I work out <2 times a month, I am in better shape than 50% of America.

I understand on every level what my dogs mood, feelings and emotions are.

The NFL is rigged, in cahoots with the biggest bookmakers.

Dick Cheney would not think twice about nuking all of North Korea and Iran.

The IRS knows a whole f'ing lot more than we want to admit.

Never ever ever ever touch any flat spot in any mall bathroom with a bare hand.

The old original $100 bills are awesome good luck.

Diebold voting machines are controlled by the Republicans.