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Old 05-19-2006, 06:17 PM
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Default Re: Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

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All,

I find all variations on this joke hilarious:

So, a grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

Bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

Grasshopper says "Oh yeah, you have a drink called Carl?"

HAHHAHAHHAHA

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I got a girl goot once with this. Her name was Julie, and she told me this.

"You remind me of the Shakin Stevens song!" says I.

"Julie?" says she.

"No. Hot Dog." says I, and she proceeds to chase me around the bar (we were working behind it at the time).

Okay, doesn't really work cos most of you guys don't know who the hell Shakin Stevens is...

but we drove down to Brighton that night, and made out on the beach, near the peer. It's cool making out under the stars on the beach at about 2am in the morning.

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Doesnt this belong in BBV
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