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My buddies were smoking in his car, with a pipe, a cop spotted them and pulled them out of the car. Cop asks for the weed, they said they smoked it all, and then he asks for the pipe (after not finding the weed). Cop takes them over to the wall of a Steak n Shake, and tells them to throw the pipe at the wall to break it. They do. It pings off and flies about 10 feet. Cops pissed. He tells them to do it again, it pings off again, unscathed. Cop gets even more pissed, while my friends giggled like idiots. 3rd time, the cop throws it, doesnt break, and tells them its their lucky day, gives the pipe back, and tells them to get the [censored] out of his sight.


One of the first times Ive ever smoked, went to see Bowfinger. Went up to the guy working the snack stand and asked for reeses penises, hilarity ensued.