[suzzer99]

In high school my friend and I were watching Battle of the Playmates totally baked (on satellite). We started thinking about the mud they were wrestling in, and how it must be some special kind of mud desigened for maximum smeariness and minumum cakiness. Then we decided that somewhere on the grounds of the Playboy mansion is a recipe for perfect wrestling mud. We found this hilarious. Then we changed the channel and IT WAS AN ARCHAEOLOGY DOCUMENTARY WITH A RECIPE, PRINTED OUT ON THE SCREEN, FOR THE PERFECT MUD IN WHICH TO PACK UNCOVERED ARTIFACTS FOR SHIPPING. If our heads could have possibly exploded, they would have.