[Our House]

GG,

I think Michael Jackson jokes should have their own thread.


Did you hear that MJ called up Boyz II Men?
He thought it was an escort service.


What did MJ say to Lorena Bobbitt?
"Silly Bobbitt, dicks are for kids."


What do MJ and Elton John sing together?
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me.


What's MJ's favorite college?
Bringham Young.


Did you hear that MJ got food poisoning?
He ate a 9-year-old weiner.