Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
playing $1/$2 NL at paradise. player 1 holds AA, player 2 (not american, which is relevant in a moment) holds 94s. flop comes A 5 2 with two spades. player 1 bets pot size, player 2 calls. next is a blank. player 1 bets pot size, player 2 calls. River brings the spade and player one checks and calls down. At the showdown he says " i knew you were chasing you F'ing donkey". Player 2 replies something like "your mom good sex, you like". Player 1 doesn't respond. Player 2 types the same message. Player 1 responds "I'm sorry, I don't speak broken English". My next hand timed out because I couldn't stop laughing.
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