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Old 05-05-2006, 02:34 PM
mwgoblue mwgoblue is offline
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Default Re: favorite Seinfeld line

KRAMER: Ah, gentlemen.. bagels on the house!

JERRY: How was your first day?

KRAMER: Oh, fantastic! (Jerry and George both pick out a bagel) It felt so good to get my hands back in taht dough.

(Jerry and George stop before they take a bite from their bagels)

JERRY: Your hands were in the dough?

KRAMER: No, I didn't make these bagels. (Jerry and George both take a bite) Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them. (Jerry and George

stop eating) Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig.. they, they test.
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