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Favorite Scene ever: when Jerry thinks his accountant is a coke head and sends Kramer into a bar to find out. Kramer kicks the bathroom stall door in on him when he is taking a dump and takes a Polaroid!! Priceless!!

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*In the bar. Barry is drinking by the counter. Kramer enters.*

Kramer: I'll have a brewsky , Charlie.

Bartender: Name's Mitch.

Kramer: Oh, there's nothing like a cold one after a long day, eh?

Barry: Yeah.

Kramer: Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two. But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things.

*Waiter opens the counter which hits Kramer on the head*

Kramer: Cigarette?

Barry: No, I never touch them.

Kramer: I suck'em down like Coca-Cola. Well here's to feeling good all the time.

*Kramer drinks the beer and smokes the cigarette at the same time*

*Barry sniffs*

Kramer: Looks like you've got yourself a little cold there, eh?

Barry: I don't think so.

Kramer: Me neither.

*Kramer puts the cigarette wrong way to his mouth*

*Back in the bar.*

Kramer: South America?

Barry: Yeah, yeah.

Kramer: That's importuning(?) continent.

Barry: They are expanding their economic base.

Kramer: Tell me about it.

Barry: Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

Kramer: I'm hip.

Barry: Hip to the what?

Kramer: To the whole scene. *sniff*

Barry: What scene?

Kramer: The bathroom scene. *sniff, sniff*

Barry: Listen, don't take this personally, but when I'm coming back I'm sitting over there.