Re: favorite Seinfeld line
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Pipe down chorus boy!!
Master of the house.....
Jerry: Are you sure we don't want to do the voice anymore? Darren?
Darren: Sorry Mr. Seinfeld
Kramer, you see - you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being and sometimes feel uncomfortable when I'm around other human beings.
CARTWRIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Kramer: Dont you see? Jerry IS O' Brien!!!
Insane? You wanna know what's insane? The price I can get you on a computer!
Jerry: What kind of perfume is that?
Girlfriend: I'm not telling
Jerry's brain: That's *real* normal.
Jackie Childs: Your face...is my case!
Puddy, finding out he is going to hell - "This is BOGUS!"
ITS ALL PIPES!!!
Elaine to Keith Hernandez: "I'd make sure I take a look at the 3rd base coach - I don't think he is waving you home"
Kramer to George's girlfriend after the nose job: "You got butchered"
Favorite Scene ever: when Jerry thinks his accountant is a coke head and sends Kramer into a bar to find out. Kramer kicks the bathroom stall door in on him when he is taking a dump and takes a Polaroid!! Priceless!!
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