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Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car.

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Some friends of mine stole one and tried to carry it home on foot. They saw a car about to stop so they placed the sign in its upright position and acted like they were leaning on it. It was a stop sign, and they were standing on a curb nowhere near an intersection.

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Haha, once in high school me and my friends got into a toilet papering war with another guy (yeah, I'm so cool). One night we TP'd his house for like the 3rd time in like 5 weeks and he I guess just had his wisdom teeth taken out and his parents were royally pissed so they called the cops. We of course didn't know any of this, so after we did the job we drove around and picked up about 10 road signs from all over our community and we were going to put them on his lawn.

We drive up and park on the corner of another street and pick up our signs and start to walk to his house, we turn the corner and see a cop car in the driveway and then him talking to the dad and son and we turn around and run into the car and drive away.

We would have been so [censored] if they would have saw us.