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you kill me, tworooks. was it at this point that you left the life of a big-time counterfeiter for good to open your illegal gaming parlor? Or did you have some other form of shady income in between? What's your latest moneymaking scheme since the caddying thing didn't work out?
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I quit counterfeiting when I realized people didn't think they were real bills when I tried to pass them along.

Now my desires are focused to starting a deli. [ QUOTE ]
Is that a euphymism for you're having a sandwich for lunch? Or are you serious? That's pretty cool. What kinda deli? What made you think of this?

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I have a new-found love for bagels with blueberry cream cheese. I figure I can get my deli in the big time by sponsoring the Frisbee World Championships. Business will be booming. Then I'll have a huge chain, someday take over Panda Express and I will take over China and put them into forced labor and my deli's and have people who can actually speak Enlglish at the Panda Express.
Thats my plan

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Maybe you should just stick to [censored] banana peels for now.