[WackityWhiz]

Last night, after the deed was done, we went to quik trip. I got a 44 oz cup of a fountain energy drink and a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips.

I left my wallet in the car and brought 5 bucks with me inside. I went to pay for my stuff and they guy goes "that'll be 1.73." So I give him 5 bucks and while i'm waiting for him to count the change, I unwrapped my straw and am in the process of slamming it through the hole in the plastic lid. I get it through and he hands me 3 bucks and some change. He then says "Can I take your change?" and without thinking i just hand him the 3 bucks back and am about to leave.

Then he goes "Ooops, i meant to say trash, can I take your trash?" and he takes my straw wrapper and gives me back the 3 bucks. I just laugh and walk out the door. Looking back on it, i had to look pretty damn retarded, cuz I seriously was just gonna walk out haha.