[Morpheus]

OR , tell her you have no problem with her going, in fact, you are coming with her and bringing beer and while she's in the water, you are giving cunnilingus to another girl.

Remember in Terminator 2, where Schwarzenegger did that voice over the phone and asked that kid's parents how ralphie was ? They said he was fine even though he was barking. He hung up the phone and said that his parents were already dead.

Well, if she's asking you this question, there's about a 80 % chance she's already cheated on you.

I met a girl in college and I guess she decided that she wasn't going to suck my dick but instead was going to be friends with me. I knew she was considering sucking me off because of how she acted and stuff but she didn't like my personality so decided I was the guy she told secrets to. Well, she told me how many guys she was screwing. It turned out that she was screwing about 4 guys at the same time and gave me locations, too. She had a guy back home and she was doing another guy who was older and had his own place or something. One month later, she is getting married to the guy back home and is pregnant. LOL. Now how F'd up is that ? She comes off as a nice girl and I wouldn't have suspected of her of all this. She looked clean. I bet good money the guy back home knew nothing.