Re: why boobs?
Ok...I am finally here, the expert boobyologist...my response. Why do guy love the boobie? I'll tell you why, because boobies make the world go round. There is nothing better then a well shaped boobie that just screams, "COME AND GET ME!" I mean boobies have infected popular culture to the point that on Ultimate Bet, there is a player named IHeartBoobies (by the way, this guy is like the world's leading expert on fun bags, if you see him online, usually at .50/1 ring games or heads up 1/2 limit games, ask him about boobies, he will educate you like never before on the form that is known as the boobie. Also ask him why he is whipped more than Kurt Warner...high comedy I tell you).
Now...I think the reason people like the boobie is because men are pigs and we need something to cling to (IheartBoobies will teach you more about this, I swear you haven't experienced anything like it). Everything we strive for is ultimately aimed at the boobie. The moral of the story is, I...LOVE...BOOBIES! And so do 99% of the people in this country. Do what feels right for you. Most important thing is to feel good about yourself. But, the pig side of men will love you for the BA, but I say, do what pleases you.
Am I gonna get banned...
p.s. Find IHeartBoobies, he will show you the way, I promise you he exists
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