Re: ***Best Rap Verse of All Time: Nominations***
I know very little rap post nine-trey, but here's my favorite verse. Or at least the one that initially popped into my head.
[MCA]
"So many wack MCs you get the TV bozack,
Ain't even gonna call out your names 'cause you're so wack.
But one big oaf who's faker than plastic,
A dictionary definition of the word spastic.
You should have never started something you couldn't finish,
'Cause writin' rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach.
I'm bad ass move your fat ass 'cause you're wack, son,
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson.
Thought you could walk on me and get some ground to walk on,
I'll put the rug out under your ass as I talk on.
I'll take you out like a sniper on a roof,
Like an MC at the fever in the DJ booth.
With your headphones strapped, you're rockin' rewind pause,
Tryin' to figure out what you can do to go for yours.
But like the pencil to the paper I got more to come,
One after another you can all get some.
So you getter take your time and meditate on your rhyme,
'Cause your [censored]'ll be stinking when I go for mine.
And that's right y'all, don't get uptight y'all,
You can't say [censored] because you're biting what I write y'all.
And that's wrong y'all, over the long haul,
You can't cut the mustard when you're fronting it all."
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