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Homegame:

My friend has rebought a few times and is clearly drunk. The game is breaking up and its obviously +ev to let him play so we let him reload for less than the absolute minimum. First hand, preflop raise to the right of him. He ponders over it and says 'I'm going to play this like I have money' and calls off half his stack. Original raisor c-bets on the flop and my friend shrugs to himself and declares: 'I'M POT COMMITTED!'. For the record, he hit his gutshot on the river.

Online: Similar to this set up...except with a twist.

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Player C : fu - i make my living from people like you
Player D : you a pro?
Player C : sure am
Player D : a 5c table pro? you live in a kennel?

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After a horrendous suckout by player 2.

Player 1: I make my living off of people like you...
Player 2: You're a pro?
Player 1: No, I tutor handicapped children.