[Aukai]

I have no idea what any of this means, but I think it's hilarious. One excerpt:

"Game 2: Flores played a Seat of Synod on his first turn, which Smerling Detonated. Flores sat on one land and a couple of Spellbombs while Smerling had a Goblin Piledriver and a morph with no gas in his grip.

Lester decided to imprint a Mox with Threaten, lay a second Piledriver, and then Threaten his own Piledriver to attack for eighty. Unfortunately for him, Flores was able to cast double Frogmite the following turn and therefore negate the two Piledrivers... And that's exactly what the Frogmites did when Lester all-in attacked and the morph got in for two on Smerling's next attack phase. "

Damn that crafty all-in attack...