[kurosh]

First time I got stoned, I ended up in fetal position on the ground, convulsing with laughter, clutching a HUGE can of peanuts and screaming "MY NUTS MY NUTS" a la Gollum for an hour, while simultaneously trying to eat as many as I could.

Mostly lots of random instances of me making a jackass out of myself as I try to order food or explain something to someone. Read some of my posts on OOT from a few weeks ago.

Once I tried to explain to someone the reason I'm good at math is because I'm the reincarnate spirit of the russian mathematician Kurosh. Then I went on into saying the reason why traffic lights go green-yellow-red is because young fireflys light green, at maturity light yellow and when you cut their asses off, it turns red.