TOURNAMENTS MAKE ME WANT TO KILL SOMETHING
 

SAY "LOL DONKAMENT ALL YOU WANT" I DON'T CARE
First = $7200
bubbling the final table = $220

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN [censored] CHIP LEADER BUT THESE TWO HANDS CRIPPLED ME AND INSTEAD I HAD TO SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR HANDS WHILE CHIP LEADERS DOUBLED UP MORONS WITH HANDS LIKE K9 AND KT
(and I know the second one is fairly routine but it happened within an orbit the first one)
I finally lost a race TT < KQ to actually bust which is fairly routine BUT GOD DAMN IT THERE GOES ALL THAT MONEY UP IN SMOKE
STUPID PARTY REBUYS WITH THEIR REBUY TRICK, I MANAGED TO FINISH 12TH AND LOSE MONEY
GOD HATES ME

(AND SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO A NON-RETARDED PARTY POKER HAND CONVERTER, FINDING ONE PISSED ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS THESE HANDS, IN FIRST HAND I AM SB AND DONKEY PUSHER IS BB AND DONKEY SLOWPLAYER IS UTG)

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t200
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t63558
UTG+1: t46721
Hero: t191111
MP2: t93268
CO: t281122
Button: t117852
SB: t335721
BB: t206288

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is MP1 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
CO calls t12000 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t400)</font>, Button folds, SB calls t12000 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t12400)</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls t6000 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t24400)</font>, MP2 (poster) checks.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1000, 4 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 is all-in t81068</font>, CO calls t81068 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t82068)</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t178911</font>, CO calls t97843 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t342047)</font>.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t439890, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t244204, Sidepot 1: t195686)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t439890, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t244204, Sidepot 1: t195686)


Results:
Final pot: t439890
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 4s 4c </font>
<font color="#ffffff">MP2 shows 8s 2c </font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO shows Kd Kc </font>

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t200
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t145516
UTG+1: t111442
Hero: t195086
MP2: t259883
CO: t71411
Button: t99052
SB: t247763
BB: t205488

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t194886</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in t98852</font>, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: t96034 returned to Hero.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t198104, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t198104)


Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t198104, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t198104)


River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t198104, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t198104)


Results:
Final pot: t198104
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows As Kc </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button shows Ad Qd </font>

Re: TOURNAMENTS MAKE ME WANT TO KILL SOMETHING
 

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LOL DONKAMENT

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raise 44 pf to isolate for kewleness

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LOL DONKAMENT

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Sucks a lot, man.

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LOL DONKAMENT

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Noah, FYP

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LOL DONKAMENT

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BELIEVE ME IF I COULD MAKE AS MUCH IN CASH GAMES AS I DO IN TOURNAMENTS THEN I WOULD PLAY THEM MORE AND HAVE THE RESPECT OF ALL OF 2+2
ALAS MY TOURNAMENT GAMING IS STELLAR BUT MY POKER IS ONLY MODERATELY GOOD
I LIKE YELLING, I'VE BEEN READING TOO MANY OF YVESAINT'S POSTS

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AND HAVE THE RESPECT OF ALL OF 2+2

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So, so true.

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BELIEVE ME IF I COULD MAKE AS MUCH IN CASH GAMES AS I DO IN TOURNAMENTS THEN I WOULD PLAY THEM MORE AND HAVE THE RESPECT OF ALL OF 2+2
ALAS MY TOURNAMENT GAMING IS STELLAR BUT MY POKER IS ONLY MODERATELY GOOD
I LIKE YELLING, I'VE BEEN READING TOO MANY OF YVESAINT'S POSTS

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I just can't imagine someone yelling that last sentence.

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LOL DONKAMENT

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