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brettbrettr 03-28-2006 03:55 PM

brown trout [censored] you\'re not supposed to say
 
When playing with a couple of other 2p2ers and an assortment of other fish who don't read hands well or at all:

2p2er limps utg, 2p2er utg+1 folds, a few calls, 2p2er raises on the button, everyone calls. utg+1 2p2er (who you'll remember because he folded) looks at utg 2p2er and says "Good luck flopping a set."

shant 03-28-2006 04:19 PM

Re: brown trout [censored] you\'re not supposed to say
 
When people say this to me I go, "Thanks..." and as the flop comes out I go, "WHOOOOOOOAAAA-(flop is fully spread)-GAAAAAAAHHH" and then you pretend like you missed your set but you really hit it and you win money.

AlienBoy 03-28-2006 04:24 PM

Re: brown trout [censored] you\'re not supposed to say
 
Heh. Fish don't know what that even means, much less the implications.

AB

cardcounter0 03-28-2006 05:15 PM

On What Level?
 
[ QUOTE ]
then you pretend like you missed your set but you really hit it and you win money.

[/ QUOTE ]
so
do you pretend "like you missed your set" but really hit it?
or
do you pretend "like you missed your set but really hit it"?
or
do you pretend that you are pretending like you missed your set but really hit?
,but not really?

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Georgia Avenue 03-28-2006 05:51 PM

Re: On What Level?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
then you pretend like you missed your set but you really hit it and you win money.

[/ QUOTE ]
so
do you pretend "like you missed your set" but really hit it?
or
do you pretend "like you missed your set but really hit it"?
or
do you pretend that you are pretending like you missed your set but really hit?
,but not really?

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes.

brettbrettr 03-28-2006 05:53 PM

Re: brown trout [censored] you\'re not supposed to say
 
I think bitchslapping the offending party would be a better response. For metagame reasons, of course.

Brainwalter 03-28-2006 05:57 PM

Re: brown trout [censored] you\'re not supposed to say
 
Be less of a nit.

danzasmack 03-28-2006 06:06 PM

Re: brown trout [censored] you\'re not supposed to say
 
Haha, 1 time my buddy was in a hand and he pushed AQ on a 952 board. He said "if you hit your set you're good" after the guy think for like 10 minutes. The guy calls with K9o. The guy says, "i believed, but why did you tell me my pair was good" So some fish actually think 1 pair = set

shant 03-28-2006 08:23 PM

Re: brown trout [censored] you\'re not supposed to say
 
Seriously. "Good luck hitting your set" sounds like "Tes ruoy gnittih kcul doog" to those morons at the table.

The DaveR 03-28-2006 11:32 PM

Re: brown trout [censored] you\'re not supposed to say
 
Hahahahahaha.


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