Just got back from Amsterdam...
 

And while I was there I banged a whore...no, wait, 2 whores!!

Anyone know how long I need to wait before I go get my STD test?

Re: Just got back from Amsterdam...
 

if you rode them bareback, YSSCKY.

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Amsterdam whores are clean and tested regularly. Did you really not know this?

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Amsterdam whores are clean and tested regularly. Did you really not know this?

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Do they test positive before the STD becomes contagious?

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Amsterdam whores are clean and tested regularly. Did you really not know this?

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Please tell me you are really not that devoid of common sense.

Nevermind the recent foxnews article that said 7% of the whores in amsterdam have the HIV.

God I'm an idiot. And now my balls are starting to itch, although it could definitely be pyschosomatic at this point.

What's my best excuse for why I don't bang my gf when I see her this weekend?

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HIV doesn't make your balls itch.

Melch

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Yeah I realize that...it doesn't mean I didn't catch 9348957234985234389 diseases that do make my balls itch.

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I saw the best t-shirt on this ragged out older chic over there this summer: "Will [censored] for Coke'

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Get a load of this guy, get's back from [censored] Amsterdam of ALL places, and doesn't include a detailed trip report....gee thanks...I think I can speak for all of OOT when I say "trip report mandatory"

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