Superusers at Home Game
 

This hand is so ridiculous - I'm not making this up:

7 handed, everyone sucks (including me) - CO is a dirty creep who wears his shoes in my house after I told him a million times not to, Button is a crazian who plays reasonable for 2 hours than shoves 3 straight hands preflop (probably cause he's a crazy asian)

1/2NL - effective stacks are about $400

I limp UTG with some junk, call, call, raise from CO to 12, Button calls, BB calls, 3 folds

Flop comes 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

check, check, CO bets 30, Button calls, fold, fold

Turn is 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

CO bets 50, Button calls

River 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

CO checks, Button checks

CO flips over his cards, 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button flips over his cards, 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Re: Superusers at Home Game
 

oh god

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in response to questions regarding his river check, button said:

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in response to questions regarding his river check, button said:

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[deadpan]: "I knew I was behind"

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immediately

a)play heads up for r0llz bc he completely misread his hand
b)ban him from playing at your house bc he's clearly cheating
c)steak him bc he's psychic/has an eyepatch where he can look through cards like in that james bond movie

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seriously did he not realize he was last to act or something ?

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seriously did he not realize he was last to act or something ?

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he knew - he wasn't even surprised that he flipped over a straight flush

he also wasn't dealing

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obv he has leaks concercing value betting thin.

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lol softplayaments / collusionaments

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7 was dealt on river and button takes his gun and shots straight in CO's gut.
Button stands up and goes for a blo*job

nice story op