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C.R.E.A.M. 03-03-2006 10:09 PM

I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
In about a year's time, I know I will be taking a drug test for something. I'm a light weed smoker; about 2-3 times a month. I'm almost positive this is how it will work: I will be followed into the bathroom, but then they will leave and I can piss alone. I need help from you experts. Is there a pill or device that actually works that will get me to pass the drug test so that I don't have to curtail my weed use? Any personal trip reports? If not, how long do I have to abstain from weed to get it out of my system? Any other info I should know about this?

I will also be googling for information, but I just want to hear what some real, unbiased people, whom I know aren't trying to sell me a product, have to say about this.

I have no qualms about "cheating" the system and using some trick to fool the test, so please spare me any moral objections to this post.

PowerfulRogPFO 03-03-2006 10:11 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/

Doc7 03-03-2006 10:11 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
Supposedly drinking water for the entire morning of your drug test (I am talking almost to the point of that thing where your brain swells and you die) will let you piss almost pure water with untraceable amounts of weed, if you haven't smoked for at least a a couple weeks.

if you can't lay off for a couple weeks, you might want to seek therapy.
edit: From the OP, sounds like you will have no problem doing this.

edit 2: I know a person who was found with weed in the trunk of his car who did this. So my post should not actually read "supposedly", it actually happened. I believe he was drinking out of a cup of water continously for 4-5 hours.

C.R.E.A.M. 03-03-2006 10:16 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
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http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/

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outstanding. This should make a good read.

C.R.E.A.M. 03-03-2006 10:17 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
Yeah, I should add, I have no problems not smoking up for several weeks if I have to. I just don't want to abstain for several months. That would be lame.

MathEconomist 03-03-2006 10:18 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
They will notice if you dilute your test by drinking water, and many people will treat this as equivalent to failing. If you don't smoke that often, just quit for a while before testing and start again after you pass.

bholdr 03-03-2006 10:19 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/


that's a good one, but try this, too:

erowid drug test info

maxpower72 03-03-2006 10:27 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
Rent "The Program" it's all you need know about passing a drug test.

guids 03-03-2006 10:29 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
[ QUOTE ]
Rent "The Program" it's all you need know about passing a drug test.

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That better be one hell of a job.

dsw1977 03-03-2006 10:59 PM

Re: I want to keep smoking weed. I have to pass the drug test though.
 
Onterrio can help.

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