Worst strip club experience.
 

So tonight I made the first trip I've made to a strip club in a long time. I usually just go to them for bachelor parties which I haven't had to be to one in about a year. Tonight I got done playing 18 holes of free golf with free beer and it was decided that it's a good thing to go to a strip club tonight.

It's just 2 of us which is a first for me at a strip club, but eventually the women took over us. I buy a private dance and then head back to my friend, we hand around a little longer and then I buy another. I go down to get said dance but am then handed a ton of bills that glow in the [censored] ing dark for my change ( which should have been a decent amount) which is a clear sign of BS.

I hate this a ton, and I knew they were fake bills but I let it ride with the thrill of paying for drinks at their machine with said fake bills.

Second BS thing that's happened to me is that I've had a girl take me for a private dance, and then aske me if she wants me to keep going in the middle of a dance? Who the [censored] is going to say no? The problem with this is that she never told me that I was entering the second dance, and she never told me that after I hander her a 100$ she was going to take a 30$ tip for herself before handing me my change. WTF is this BS.

Re: Worst strip club experience.
 

And your point is???? No different than most strip clubs around this great country of ours.

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Consider this part of the growing up process. You are more the wiser for it.

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And your point is???? No different than most strip clubs around this great country of ours.

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I'd like to hear stories of people getting boned worse then I did.

edit to add: fake bills being given to is [censored] bs I even said something to her, but theres no way that that this would be resolved in my favor by talking it over with the club.

Re: Worst strip club experience.
 

What a whore, that sucks klompy

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http://sihwb.blogspot.com/2007/07/de...er-dancer.html


Gotta replace some letters in this one
http://sihwb.blogspot.com/2007/07/he...u-c**t111.html

Re: Worst strip club experience.
 

A few years ago, a buddy was ejected from a club for ejaculating during a lap dance. To be fair, this was a hands on club and she was a serious grinder.

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A few years ago, a buddy was ejected from a club for ejaculating during a lap dance. To be fair, this was a hands on club and she was a serious grinder.

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Isn't this a HUGE brag?


edit to add I still have 1 fake bill, and if I can find a black light I can prove fake bill.

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A few years ago, a buddy was ejected from a club for ejaculating during a lap dance. To be fair, this was a hands on club and she was a serious grinder.

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Isn't this a HUGE brag?

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Isn't this a huge spam??

Re: Worst strip club experience.
 

maybe some consider it a brag, heh, but he was massively embarrassed and made me promise not to tell anyone. That lasted a couple days.