fav. poker phrases??
 

hey all.. what are some of your favorite poker phrases, sayings, one-liners, etc. ?? that you have heard, said??
thx

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I. Can. Dodge. Bullets. Baby.

Or whenever some SNG donk claims to've made $10k+ in the last X months, despite having a 12% ITM average.

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“If there wasn't luck involved, I guess I would win every one.” -PH

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"This guy can't even spell poker" - PH

And it's not even close.

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Staying with the PH theme....

Matusow: "Blah, blah, you suck Phil, you're weak/tite Phil, blah, blah, blah..... I come from the old school of poker."

Hellmuth: "I come from the 9-time World Champion school of poker."

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Matusow: "Blah, blah, nice fold Phil, you're weak/tite, blah, blah. Some people need cards to win... and some people don't."

Hellmuth: "Yeah, and some people donk-off all their chips with nothing. There's even a name for it buddy, it's called the Mike Matusow blow-up."

-TripKings

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'That guy folded faster than Superman on washday.'

'He has more gamble than a Russian submarine.'

Not sure what that second one means exactly. It's something Jesse May once said on a late-night poker show. Makes me laugh though just thinking about it.

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Russian, actually former Soviet Union, submarines were known to be very dangerous vessels upon which to serve as they were not always made to the most exacting standards. In other words, they had breakdowns while out at sea more often than they probably should have had they been of better construction.

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you call and its all over baby

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you call and its all over baby

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vnh

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"That's why I'm the greatest in the world. Even the best players in the world give their chips to me. Well, they try to. (After getting sucked out on the river by Ferguson on the NBC HU championship)
PH

The only reason u won the NBC HU championship was 'cause I was in jail
Matusow