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SNOWBALL 06-09-2007 02:49 AM

Hollywood Park-OMGWTF?
 
Everyone knows Hollywood Park is home to some of the sickest most disgusting human beings in America. What I didn't know is that is considered acceptable for a guy to TAKE HIS PANTS OFF AT THE TABLE WHILE GETTING A MASSAGE. Seriously, this guy was staring at me with a sick lustful look on his face and moaning heavily at the table. He was utterly covered in sweat. If this wasn't bad enough, he took off his shirt too and was wearing a wifebeater that could hardly contain his sasquatch like body hair. It was one of the sickest experiences of my life.

I only found out that he took his pants off while he was leaving, because he had to put them back on when he got up to go. Shouldn't the massage therapist have said something? I can still see this guy's face in my memory. His tongue hanging from his mouth, moaning and breathing heavily while he stares at me and nods as if to say "oh yeah, I'm nasty and I love it"


Also, the food service at HP is so bad it's almost unbelievable. It's like the USSR over there.

badatmath 06-09-2007 03:47 AM

Re: Hollywood Park-OMGWTF?
 
He sounds balla to me.

Howard Beale 06-09-2007 04:32 AM

Re: Hollywood Park-OMGWTF?
 
And I was planning a trip to HP for the 20 Stud/8 game. Good thing for me I can handle 'disgusting' easily. OTOH, I thought the food was pretty good last time I was there a couple of years ago. Has it gotten bad since then?

SNOWBALL 06-09-2007 04:57 AM

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And I was planning a trip to HP for the 20 Stud/8 game. Good thing for me I can handle 'disgusting' easily. OTOH, I thought the food was pretty good last time I was there a couple of years ago. Has it gotten bad since then?



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The food is fine, but the service is very slow.

govman6767 06-09-2007 05:06 AM

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Also, the food service at HP is so bad it's almost unbelievable. It's like the USSR over there.

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Source... Link to USSR poker rooms ? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Al_Capone_Junior 06-09-2007 09:48 AM

Re: Hollywood Park-OMGWTF?
 
I found the indignant horror expressed in your post most refreshing. I'm slightly disturbed myself, and I wasn't even there. You must be scarred for life. "Sasquatch like body." I love it! Go on for another two pages and you'll have a RANT.

Al

IgorSmiles 06-09-2007 12:52 PM

Re: Hollywood Park-OMGWTF?
 
Perhaps Martha Stewart should open a cardroom and it will be more to your liking...

fishyak 06-09-2007 01:13 PM

Re: Hollywood Park-OMGWTF?
 
Did the masseuse groom him for ticks and fleas?

FlyingCarpet 06-09-2007 02:02 PM

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Also, the food service at HP is so bad it's almost unbelievable. It's like the USSR over there.

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Source... Link to USSR poker rooms ? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I found this list of USSR poker rooms.

sternroolz 06-11-2007 12:30 PM

Re: Hollywood Park-OMGWTF?
 
LOL. Los Angeles poker players are funny.


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