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Noo Yawk 02-17-2006 12:41 PM

Craps...greatest game ever?
 
After my awesome 5K win at the craps tables yesterday, I realized craps may be the greatest game ever.

Pros:

-Craps is definitely a sport.

-Craps is @ 90% skill.

-You can bet on anything on the board. ANYTHING.

-Craps players never lie about their losses. In fact, they
brag about them.

-Craps just plain rules and should be an olympic event.


Cons:

-None.

toss 02-17-2006 01:06 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
When I grow up I wanna be a professional craps player.

Superfluous Man 02-17-2006 01:20 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
TJ is that you?

EnderW27 02-17-2006 01:21 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
One other important point: Craps players are mammals

I heard there was this one craps player in a casino onetime who was standing next to the shooter and the guy drops one of his dice and the craps player flipped out and killed everyone in the casino.

Craps players are awesome.

thing85 02-17-2006 01:22 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
I especially love the -EV.

Noo Yawk 02-17-2006 01:37 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
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TJ is that you?

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TJ's brilliance at craps is only surpassed by his ability to consistantly get people to lend him money to play the game, which he of course, never pays back.

Noo Yawk 02-17-2006 01:39 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
[ QUOTE ]
One other important point: Craps players are mammals

I heard there was this one craps player in a casino onetime who was standing next to the shooter and the guy drops one of his dice and the craps player flipped out and killed everyone in the casino.

Craps players are awesome.

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Of course he killed them. You screw up a man's run by dropping dice??? WTF is that??

Noo Yawk 02-17-2006 01:39 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
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I especially love the -EV.

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Yeah. -EV for the sucker casino.

tom10167 02-17-2006 02:29 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
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I especially love the unlimited infinite +EV.

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Entity 02-17-2006 02:35 PM

Re: Craps...greatest game ever?
 
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-Craps players never lie about their losses. In fact, they
brag about them.

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That's what I love most about craps.


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