Craps > NL Hold\'em
 

Trip to casino.

Play a few hours of MSNL. Win $3. Yippee.

Go to craps table before dinner. Win $870.

Eat fantastic dinner.

Visit local 'dance' club. Girls didn't seem to be wearing much. Weird, huh?

Drink half bottle of Goose, plus about 3 more drinks.
Convince 2 girls to come back to casino with us at 3 am.

Drunkenly assault the craps table. Tell girls if they bring us luck we'll split profits 50-50 with them.

Roll, roll, roll. Virgin shooter arrives, we cheer loudly.
Win $1520. Cash-out. Girls seem fairly excited and extremely friendly at this point.

Attempt to put $1k on pass-line, am forcibly restrained by friend and both girls.
Come-out roll is 10, their wisdom is mighty!

Next roll is a ten. Wrath and darkness overcome me.
Someone demands where to find hookers and blow in this town.

[Friend coughs loudly and subtly gestures at our new friends.]

Oh.

Wake up this morning with mighty hangover. And, surprisingly, all or substantially all of my $$$ left.

Winner!

Re: Craps > NL Hold\'em
 

nice

Re: Craps > NL Hold\'em
 

I dont play craps but how much would you have won if you made the 1k bet.

Re: Craps > NL Hold\'em
 

the najdorf is for weak-tight pussies

dragon is where it's at

Re: Craps > NL Hold\'em
 

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I dont play craps but how much would you have won if you made the 1k bet.

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1k

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the najdorf is for weak-tight

dragon is where it's at

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Not the Polugayevsky Variation, which I play.

Dragon is for 75-yr old Swiss retirees and 11-yr olds who think it's 'new.'

Re: Craps > NL Hold\'em
 

Big pass line bets are for suckers. Free odds is where it's at.

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I dont play craps but how much would you have won if you made the 1k bet.

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1k

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Yes, altho if the girls had asked for half [and not prevented me obvs], I would have obliged due to the quick winning of $500 for each of us on literally 2 rolls.

Re: Craps > NL Hold\'em
 

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Big pass line bets are for suckers. Free odds is where it's at.

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casino royale

$3 craps

1K times odds

Ship it

Re: Craps > NL Hold\'em
 

ACCELERATED DRAGON 4TW! ALONG WITH 80% NAKED CHICKS!

Yugoslav