Take a pass, or hit it raw?
 

another 'solids is bored at work' post. assume this happened to you 2 weekends ago.

the situation: you and a couple of your friends go out in the city on a friday. you do the standard bar hop, and soon start talking to a girl and her friends at a bar. she's about a 7-8/10, pretty interesting, etc. you talk a while, exchange numbers, and go to a different bar. /friday.

saturday rolls around, and you get a call from this girl in the early evening seeing what you're doing that night. you make plans to meet up with her and her friends at a bar later that night. once again, a good convo ensues between you and said girl. it gets late, and she wants to come back with you. you don't really expect too much, perhaps some heavy petting. she seems like a good girl with high values and doesn't dress/act slutty.

fast forward to the bedroom. you start making out, and to your pleasant surprise, things start to escalate very quickly (both of you are drunk, but not anywhere close to wasted). next thing you know, she's got your dick in her mouth. there's one catch though-- this is the worst head you've ever received. she's got her hand around the base and tuggin hard, perhaps as if she's trying to start a push mower. horrible form, to say the least. but the good news is that she's giving you the green light for sex. you check everywhere and find out you are out of condoms. she says something about it not mattering, due to the fact she's on the pill.

so given the facts of the situation, do you bareback on this one night stand?

Re: Take a pass, or hit it raw?
 

I would go ahead and bare pickle her.

Re: Take a pass, or hit it raw?
 

Show her how it's done by masturbating furiously in front of her, get her to make some pizza bagels for you, and then leave.

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Show her how it's done by masturbating furiously in front of her, get her to make some pizza bagels for you, and then leave.

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assume it's your place, and you are all out of delicious pizza bagels.

Re: Take a pass, or hit it raw?
 

Pass.

Two very bad things could come from this:
1. She's lying to you and she's not on the pill. Are you ready to be her baby's daddy?
2. You don't know what this girl could have (STD's). She's banging the 2nd night she met you without a condom....she obviously doesn't care if you might have anything. Who's to say she didn't bang some dude last weekend with HIV or herpes or mongolian ringworm.

And it's your fault for being out of condoms. You should have stopped at a convenience store on the way home or after she called you earlier in the evening.

Re: Take a pass, or hit it raw?
 

The results of this poll so far go a long way to showing whats wrong with society.

A bunch of selfish instant gratification [censored] who cant think past the tip of their own dick, or more than 10 minutes into the future

edit: also the fact that everyone who raw dogs her is too stupid to even think about just taking a 5 minute trip to a convienace store is possibly the worst part of this whole thing

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The results of this poll so far go a long way to showing whats wrong with society.

A bunch of selfish instant gratification [censored] who cant think past the tip of their own dick, or more than 10 minutes into the future

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Actually I voted to pass but I have always wanted to say I'd bare pickle her because it makes me laugh when I think of that saying.

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And it's your fault for being out of pizza bagels . You should have stopped at a grocery store on the way home or after she called you earlier in the evening.

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raincheck and it's by far the most not even close thing ever. I bet she said "I never do this".

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The results of this poll so far go a long way to showing whats wrong with society.

A bunch of selfish instant gratification [censored] who cant think past the tip of their own dick, or more than 10 minutes into the future

edit: also the fact that everyone who raw dogs her is too stupid to even think about just taking a 5 minute trip to a convienace store is possibly the worst part of this whole thing

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The possibility of immediate sex makes men, even otherwise very intelligent men, do very stupid things