What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

what if, Christopher Columbus did not discover america, there were people here already.

what if, there is no god and this exsistance is all there is to what we are.

what if, life is just survival of the fittest.

what if, there is no right and wrong.

what if, global warming exsists.

what if, democracy does not exsist.

what if, there is no such thing as freedom.

what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate.

what if, everything you were taught was wrong.

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Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

Mom?

Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

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what if, Christopher Columbus did not discover america, there were people here already.

what if, there is no god and this exsistance is all there is to what we are.

what if, life is just survival of the fittest.

what if, there is no right and wrong.

what if, global warming exsists.



what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate.


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OMG mindblowing

Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

Richard Belzer?

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Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

ma head asplode

Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

You arent a very smart individual then are you?

Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

what if, you didn't know, when, to properly insert, a comma, into a sentence?

Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

Kathy,

What if you were a worthless troll who should've been banned about 44 posts ago? What then?

Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

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what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate.


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You rang?

Re: What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?
 

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong