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Ansky 12-20-2006 06:06 PM

My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
So, I saw an accountant yesterday. We were going through records and he asks how much I have made in profit in 2006, I say "xxxxx" whatever, and he replies "ok so is that winnings or profit though?"

me: "oh that's profit..."

him: "right ok. But how much did you lose then?" (quoted verbatim)

It was very embarrassing as I started laughing outloud.. in his face.

Imrahil 12-20-2006 06:07 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
lol

PITTM 12-20-2006 06:08 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
time for a new accountant? hire him as a comedian instead!

rj

danzasmack 12-20-2006 06:08 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
In america, you can post "xxxxx" you gotta post the number. You crazy canadian!

Evenkeal 12-20-2006 06:08 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
started laughing outloud.. in his face.

[/ QUOTE ]

I LOL'ed

durkahdurkah 12-20-2006 06:10 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
Hire a new accountant.

Hire me.

Except I don't live in French Canadia. Or NYC.

[censored] it, don't hire me then.

Triumph36 12-20-2006 06:13 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
I'm glad I didn't do that when asked this question....

TheWorstPlayer 12-20-2006 06:14 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
So, I saw an accountant yesterday. We were going through records and he asks how much I have made in profit in 2006, I say "xxxxx" whatever,

[/ QUOTE ]
Surely you mean "xxx,xxx" whatever...

RikaKazak 12-20-2006 06:14 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
My CPA is seriously +EV...he's an ex pro gambler [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

He never asks teh ghey questions [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

durkahdurkah 12-20-2006 06:16 PM

Re: My Accountant: \"But how much did you lose?\"
 
seriously, the fact that he asked you "profit or winnings?" then proceded to ask you how much you lost should be grounds for him to lose his CPA. last i heard, retards can't be certified public accountants.


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