Post the most viscous fight you have witnessed
 

Just curious to hear about other fights that you have witnessed at local B&M's. The best one I saw was two old men in their 70's stand up and yell obscenities at the top of their voices because one player was leaving, wanted to play his last hand, and refused to take his rack off of the table. The best part was when one of them said, "Well stand up, bitch." It was just too funny to see too old men get that angry about something so trivial.

The usual fights I see occur between two younger guys, usually after one puts a bad beat on the other, and then the other targets him for the rest of the night, then they end up uttering "[censored]" underneath their breath, yet audible enough to be heard. If it doesnt escalate to a fist fight, one usually challenges the other to the proverbial fight in the parking lot.

Post your favorite.

-J

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I saw someone pick up his chair and swing it like a baseball bat to hit a guy in a wheelchair.

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Not exactly "viscous" but at my local room last week some drunk at the bar punched some kid flush in the jaw as he walked by for "eyeing him funny"... Poor kid wasn't even looking at the guy, he was just checking the score of the hockey game on the TV behind him on his way to the can.

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twice someone has struck someone else in the same room as me, but i witnessed neither.

once at turning stone, im playing 1-3 spread like the third time i ever played poker in my life (i thought i was god bc i read super system too haha) - some dude sucked out on the river in the 80-160 game or whatever they spread there, and the other dude punched him.

again two days ago saturday night in the high limit area of borgata - im in a hand at 5/10nl and hear a very audible thunk - we all turn around and two tables over a guy just whaled on another guy in the blue game.

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Once I saw a bottle of strawberry jelly jump all over a bowl of pudding. Mmmm.... viscousy goodness.

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Once I saw a bottle of strawberry jelly jump all over a bowl of pudding. Mmmm.... viscousy goodness.

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Once I saw a bottle of strawberry jelly jump all over a bowl of pudding. Mmmm.... viscousy goodness.

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Thank you. I was sorely tempted to post something similar myself but decided not to... I now wish I had as reading yours made me realize it was as funny as I thought originally. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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A chick with borderline personality disorder clawing at the face of her ex-boyfriend's current woman. That was when girl-fights stopped being sexy for me.

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I didnt spell viscous right? I looked it up, I thought it looked funny.

-J

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I didnt spell viscous right? I looked it up, I thought it looked funny.

-J

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Try again.

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