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Baker 06-09-2006 10:38 PM

In Search of Knowledge
 
My wife has a rare opportunity. She has just quit her job, and has no demands on her time. If you were in this situation, what would you spend your time learning, and how would you go about it?

mowz 06-09-2006 10:40 PM

Re: In Search of Knowledge
 
This rare opportunity is for you imo. This is your chance to coax your wife into a life of cooking, cleaning, and going to the gym in order to make herself hotter. Don't screw this up.

Villainaire 06-09-2006 10:41 PM

Re: In Search of Knowledge
 
Poker... Wait. No.

Gunny Highway 06-09-2006 10:42 PM

Re: In Search of Knowledge
 
tell her she should spend her time learning to give you the perfect blow jo.

Baker 06-09-2006 10:48 PM

Re: In Search of Knowledge
 
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This rare opportunity is for you imo. This is your chance to coax your wife into a life of cooking, cleaning, and going to the gym in order to make herself hotter. Don't screw this up.

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She is already a great cook, and she said she wants to train for a triathlon, so I am already lucky here. What she is looking for is the intellectual side, to become a "renaissance person".

funkymunky 06-09-2006 10:51 PM

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She is already a great cook, and she said she wants to train for a triathlon, so I am already lucky here. What she is looking for is the intellectual side, to become a "renaissance person".

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Didn't Gunny already answer you?

henrikrh 06-09-2006 10:59 PM

Re: In Search of Knowledge
 
Buy 2 books...

1) Bill Bryson- A short history of everything
2) Something Russell- The History ofWestern Philospohy

read both, then realise intelligent pursuit is not for women and get back to cooking.

Gunny Highway 06-09-2006 11:05 PM

Re: In Search of Knowledge
 
[ QUOTE ]
Buy 2 books...

1) Bill Bryson- A short history of everything
2) Something Russell- The History ofWestern Philospohy

read both, then realise intelligent pursuit is not for women and get back to learning blowjobs.

[/ QUOTE ]

henrikrh 06-09-2006 11:06 PM

Re: In Search of Knowledge
 
Gunny gunny gunny. why can't she do them both intermittenly? Wht must we fight when we can love?

Gunny Highway 06-09-2006 11:10 PM

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Gunny gunny gunny. why can't she do them both intermittenly?

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Good point. She can blow him while stuff is baking or whatever.


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