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jalexand42 06-06-2006 03:40 AM

666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
Party Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
DJDONKEY: $83.12
UTG+1: $9.65
MP1: $40.21
MP2: $42.70
Satan: $24.95
Button: $29.77
SB: $25.76
BB: $40.05

Pre-flop: (8 players) Satan is CO with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">DJDONKEY raises to $0.85</font>, 3 folds, Satan calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($2.65, 3 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">DJDONKEY bets $2.55</font>, Satan calls, BB folds.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($7.75, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">DJDONKEY bets $5.36</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Satan raises all-in $21.55</font>, DJDONKEY calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($50.85, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50.85)


Results:
Final pot: $50.85
<font color="#ffffff">DJDONKEY shows Ks As Qh 5s </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Satan shows 3d 6s 7d Qd </font>




Party Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $39.71
UTG+1: $42.70
Satan: $50.10
MP2: $29.52
CO: $25.66
Button: $39.10
SB: $57.67
BB: $9.15

Pre-flop: (8 players) Satan is MP1 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Satan raises to $0.5</font>, MP2 calls, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">DJDONKEY raises to $2.9</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Satan raises to $6.66</font>, MP2 folds, CO calls, DJDONKEY calls.

DJDONKEY: you better not have 66
DJDONKEY: nooooooooooooo
Satan: I GOTS IT

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($20.98, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Satan bets $19.98</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">DJDONKEY raises all-in $51.11</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Satan calls all-in $23.96</font>.
Uncalled bets: $7.17 returned to SB.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($108.86, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $108.86)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($108.86, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $108.86)


Results:
Final pot: $108.86
<font color="#ffffff">Satan shows 6d 6s Qh 8s </font>
<font color="#ffffff">DJDONKEY shows 3s 7d 7c Ac </font>


DJDONKEY: noooooooooooooooo
Satan: I TOLD YOU

Pog0 06-06-2006 03:51 AM

Re: 666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
Are we supposed to report these posts to the moderator or just leave them?

DJ Sensei 06-06-2006 04:20 AM

Re: 666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
131 hands:

VPIP 96.24
PFR 56.39

the best part is that the nits kept folding to my bets even though i was potting every time i got the chance, pre and postflop... they were waiting for hands like AA34 to fight back... stupid nits.

DJ Sensei 06-06-2006 04:23 AM

Re: 666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
***** Hand History for Game 4452124141 *****
$25 PL Omaha Hi-Lo - Tuesday, June 06, 02:27:58 ET 2006
Table Table 95624 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 10: DockSlapped ( $69.15 ) &lt;- 2p2 maniac
Seat 5: Xenod ( $23.58 ) &lt;- 2p2 maniac
Seat 1: HaveALuckbox ( $43.81 ) &lt;- 2p2 maniac
Seat 4: ddarlingorl ( $10.44 ) &lt;- serious nit
Seat 9: saittamNe ( $20.70 ) &lt;- serious nit
Seat 6: HibachiMahi ( $25 ) &lt;- 2p2 maniac
Seat 7: Kmarticus ( $25 ) &lt;- serious nit
Seat 8: Diskus_ ( $14.75 ) &lt;- serious nit
Seat 2: pokernewfie6 ( $9.50 ) &lt;- serious nit
Xenod posts small blind [$0.10].
Xenod: yessssssss
HibachiMahi posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to DockSlapped [ Ac 7c Kc Js ]
DockSlapped: rarrrgh 6!!!
Xenod: hooray for naked low draws
HaveALuckbox: terrible play doc
Diskus_ calls [$0.25].
saittamNe folds.
DockSlapped raises [$1.10].
HaveALuckbox calls [$1.10].
grlsgrlsgrls has joined the table.
DockSlapped: i'll eat your soul
pokernewfie6 folds.
ddarlingorl folds.
Xenod folds.
HibachiMahi calls [$0.85].
Diskus_ calls [$0.85].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, 7d, 4c ]
HibachiMahi: omg, i'm in this hand XXXXXes
HibachiMahi checks.
Diskus_ checks.
DockSlapped bets [$4.30].
HaveALuckbox raises [$17.20].
HibachiMahi is all-In.
DockSlapped: gamboooooooool
Diskus_ folds.
Xenod: hahahaha
HibachiMahi: i'm drawing XXXXXes
DockSlapped is all-In.
HaveALuckbox: i'm gonna get railedzorz
Xenod: the average pot for this table is $22
HaveALuckbox: 74 boys
HaveALuckbox: better not bone me
HaveALuckbox is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
HibachiMahi: i have qwads
** Dealing River ** [ Kd ]
HaveALuckbox shows [ 7s, 9h, Ts, 4s ] a full house, Sevens full of fours.
HibachiMahi doesn't show [ Th, 5s, 3s, 8h ] a pair of sevens.
DockSlapped shows [ Ac, 7c, Kc, Js ] a full house, Sevens full of kings.
DockSlapped wins $25.34 from side pot #2 with a full house, Sevens full of kings.
DockSlapped wins $37.62 from side pot #1 with a full house, Sevens full of kings.
DockSlapped wins $73.20 from the main pot with a full house, Sevens full of kings.

jiffypop 06-06-2006 07:25 AM

Re: 666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
[ QUOTE ]
HibachiMahi: i have qwads
HibachiMahi doesn't show [ Th, 5s, 3s, 8h ] a pair of sevens.

[/ QUOTE ]

Next time I run a stone-cold bluff with junk, I shall refer to it as qwads.

neverforgetlol 06-06-2006 07:35 AM

Re: 666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
lol nice hand donk

Beelzebub 06-06-2006 07:37 AM

Re: 666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
BWAHAHAHA FOOLS!!

Vavavoom 06-06-2006 08:48 AM

Re: 666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
[ QUOTE ]
BWAHAHAHA FOOLS!!

[/ QUOTE ]


hahahahaha

cnfuzzd 06-07-2006 06:09 PM

Re: 666! Welcome to PLO HELL.
 
[ QUOTE ]
Are we supposed to report these posts to the moderator or just leave them?

[/ QUOTE ]


whoa whoa whoa. You are well on your way to getting the shiv. Carefull there.

IRC FRIENDS FOR LYFE


peace

john nickle


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