HOW TO TILT KUROSH 102
 

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (2.50 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP calls.

Turn: (5.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: (13.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 9s Th (two pair, tens and nines).
MP has 8d Kd (flush, king high).
Outcome: MP wins 15.25 BB. </font>

Re: HOW TO TILT KUROSH 102
 

lmao I love those guys

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F UCK TWO PAIR BEATEN BY FLUSH DRAW ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

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F UCK TWO PAIR BEATEN BY FLUSH DRAW ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

[/ QUOTE ]Being drawn out on doesn't bother me. It's when they [censored] cap it every street and THEN draw out.

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F UCK TWO PAIR BEATEN BY FLUSH DRAW ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

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Tony,

This is Kurosh we are talking about. Stuff like this can't happen to KUROSH... he's like immortal and stuff.


Kurosh,

Sucks man but [censored] happens. This guy is going to get hit by a bus today. I can feel it.

Re: HOW TO TILT KUROSH 102
 

When are we going to see the higher level division courses?

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Kurosh,

Sucks man but [censored] happens. This guy is going to get hit by a bus today. I can feel it.

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If so - would you sponsor a sign on his grave with the in-write "That mofo had it coming!"?

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what limit is this sh1t? 30/60? fugging donkeys. go get em kurosh

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F UCK TWO PAIR BEATEN BY FLUSH DRAW ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

[/ QUOTE ]Being drawn out on doesn't bother me. It's when they [censored] cap it every street and THEN draw out.

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flop + turn != every street

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When are we going to see the higher level division courses?

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I'm waiting for KUROSH TILT 205- INDEPENDENT STUDY... Unfortunately the prerequisite is a bigger bankroll... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

You wanna get me a recommendation?

Re: HOW TO TILT KUROSH 102
 

your hand is good ~5% of time on river.

learn to fold a hand you little terrorist.

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your hand is good ~5% of time on river.

learn to fold a hand you little terrorist.

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hate to bring strategy into bbv, but that's flat out wrong-- the guy capped two streets with a king high flush draw, how do we know what the hell he's doing on the river?

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this happens to me like 4 times a day

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limit sucKS

KUROSH. learnt NL, it will save you a heart attack or three.
this pizza is DISGUSTING.

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limit sucKS

KUROSH. learnt NL, it will save you a heart attack or three.
this pizza is DISGUSTING.

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If you think kurosh goes on tilt after losing 7 bets to some strong draw what you think will happen if he loses a few stacks in a row to them?

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Instead he'll just have one huge heart attack when he loses set over set for 300 Big Bets.

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your hand is good ~5% of time on river.

learn to fold a hand you little terrorist.

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soi oi was readoing Kuroish poists toiday whoile oi was whacking oiff and came acrioss thois oine. man oi blew a loiad all oiver my keyboiard. and now my oi and oi keys are stoickoing toigether. f'oing weoird