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Hack 04-26-2006 06:27 PM

Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
This is a re-do of the thread that I just made because it was deleted by accident.

So let's get this thread going again.

Would you rather be 6'1" with a 4 inch penis or 5'5" with an 8 inch penis? Assume average circumference for that length in both cases. Most women prefer taller men with larger penises. You are either sacrificing height or length, and the choice is up to you.

So let's hear some thoughts.

Aces McGee 04-26-2006 06:28 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Didn't you decide, in the other thread, to make the poll different? More extreme on both ends?

-McGee

Hack 04-26-2006 06:29 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
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Didn't you decide, in the other thread, to make the poll different? More extreme on both ends?

-McGee

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I did think about it, but then I realized that this is better because it's more realistic. There are very few 5'1" guys and very few 3 inch penises, etc. There are probably less than 5% of guys who are either.

henrikrh 04-26-2006 06:29 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
I could do with being a little taller, but I don't know if I wanna sacrifice three inches and just to get there.

El Diablo 04-26-2006 06:29 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Hack,

Haha, I think it's funny that you didn't switch the choices to the options you agreed were better, 6'0 3in, 5'0 7in or whatever.

El Diablo 04-26-2006 06:32 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Hack,

OK, good point. I just hate answering a poll where I have to choose between making my penis either 6 or 10 inches smaller.

Hack 04-26-2006 06:32 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
El D, I gave the reason above and basically it's that I wanted to make it a more realistic choice and not give such a gigantic gap.

I think if I made the choices 6'1" 2 inches and 5'1" 9 inches that people would be more likely to ignore the thread as well.

And ROFL on the last comment. It took me two read-throughs to get it but that was funny.

econophile 04-26-2006 06:34 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
to help people make an informed choice, here are the best statistics i have seen on the penis size: (NSFW) Mr. Average

Stuey 04-26-2006 06:34 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
ron jeremy is 5'6"

I will keep my little pecker and just work to avoid dick do.

El Diablo 04-26-2006 06:35 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Hack,

Yeah. I have a suspicion that people will choose in this poll whichever one means they have to give up the least from their current status.

GeniusToad 04-26-2006 06:36 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
i'm amazed that choice #1 is actually winning. take it from somebody who's 6'1" and decently hung, #2 is the correct answer.

Catch of the Day 04-26-2006 06:53 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
I think girth clearly needs to be factored in here...

Hack 04-26-2006 07:08 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
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I think girth clearly needs to be factored in here...

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Why?

Catch of the Day 04-26-2006 07:16 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Becuase mine is shaped like a #2 pencil and girth is a sensitive issue for me. Way to make me feel like [censored].

/wrist

Blarg 04-26-2006 07:32 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
to help people make an informed choice, here are the best statistics i have seen on the penis size: (NSFW) Mr. Average

[/ QUOTE ]

That's a good link. I'm doing better than I thought.

Hack 04-26-2006 07:35 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
These results are interesting. 67 ooters have voted so far and 60% of them would rather be shorter height with a bigger wang, while 40% of them would rather be taller but with a smaller wang.

astroglide 04-26-2006 07:58 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
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I could do with being a little taller, but I don't know if I wanna sacrifice three inches and just to get there.

[/ QUOTE ]

HEY EVERYBODY HENRIK IS A BIT UNDER 6'1 BUT HAS A SEVEN (7) INCH PENIS ISN'T THAT AWESOME??

Catch of the Day 04-26-2006 08:02 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Anyone remember the post from a long time ago about the use of condoms and someone said something along the lines "I use trojans...magnums specifically"

reminded me of that.

gasoltub 04-26-2006 08:13 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
to help people make an informed choice, here are the best statistics i have seen on the penis size: (NSFW) Mr. Average

[/ QUOTE ]

Yay! Good one, now I'm happy [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

CharlieDontSurf 04-26-2006 08:59 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
A better poll

Would you rather be

A:) 5'9, ugly, but have a 9 inches-- thick
B:) 6'3, good looking, but have 3 to 4 inches--skinny

NLSoldier 04-26-2006 09:08 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
number one seems like the clear choice. chicks love tall guys. its not like they are gonna jump out of bed once they see you are really small. on the other hand, if you are only 5'5" you are gonna have lots of trouble gettin em in bed in the first place.

tequila4me 04-26-2006 09:32 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
No matter which you choose, you better allocate funds for the obligatory Ferrari or Porsche. The first choice will give you "small penis syndrome" and the second choice gives you "short man's complex." Oddly, both require the same treatment.

wet work 04-26-2006 09:35 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
I gotta go with the 8".. because 4" on a 6'1" body is gonna look like 2" and I don't think my psyche could handle that.

Kassem D. 04-26-2006 09:42 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
econ_tim,

that is a very good link. i always knew i had a fat cock, but had no idea it was in such a high percentile.

usually when i buy larger condoms i do it at the self-checkout because i feel uncomfortable.

once i had to buy some from a rite-aid, and the girl behind the counter was young and cute, so i bought regular ones instead?

then later when they were too small i had to [censored] this girl without one. so it all worked out.

astroglide 04-26-2006 09:44 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
chicks love tall guys

[/ QUOTE ]

confidence is more important than height

SBR 04-26-2006 09:49 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
number one seems like the clear choice. chicks love tall guys. its not like they are gonna jump out of bed once they see you are really small. on the other hand, if you are only 5'5" you are gonna have lots of trouble gettin em in bed in the first place.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'd say it's more along the lines of chicks don't like short guys. I'm not sure being 6'1 or 5'9 is going to make much of a difference but 5'5 for sure will.

David LoPan 04-26-2006 09:53 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
since I'm already 7'7", I'd rather be bigger (or younger)

GeniusToad 04-26-2006 09:58 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
chicks love tall guys

[/ QUOTE ]

confidence is more important than height

[/ QUOTE ]

exactly. giant schlong = confidence.

george w 04-26-2006 10:00 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
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usually when i buy larger condoms i do it at the self-checkout because i feel uncomfortable.



[/ QUOTE ]

huh? i find the hottest check-out girl there is and put them up on the conveyer belt proudly. large wangs unite!

Kassem D. 04-26-2006 10:10 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
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huh? i find the hottest check-out girl there is and put them up on the conveyer belt proudly. large wangs unite!

[/ QUOTE ]

i dunno. i feel weird buying condoms in general. i think the best way, if not using the self-checkout, is to when i am buying a lot of groceries. that way it seems like you are just picking them up out of habit.

but when you buy *just* condoms, it is like there is unspoken knowledge between you and the worker that those are going to be on your penis and you will be [censored] some girl that night.

i once had an old woman give me a dirty look.

another time i bought a fifth of rum and some condoms and gum and this 50 year old guy was like "ahhh yeah. gonna have a good time tonight huh?".

add in the fact that they are noticeably larger condoms, and i prefer the self checkout.

Pokertastic 04-26-2006 10:28 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
number one seems like the clear choice. chicks love tall guys. its not like they are gonna jump out of bed once they see you are really small. on the other hand, if you are only 5'5" you are gonna have lots of trouble gettin em in bed in the first place.

[/ QUOTE ]

wear tight pants... problem solved.

Hack 04-26-2006 10:35 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I could do with being a little taller, but I don't know if I wanna sacrifice three inches and just to get there.

[/ QUOTE ]

HEY EVERYBODY HENRIK IS A BIT UNDER 6'1 BUT HAS A SEVEN (7) INCH PENIS ISN'T THAT AWESOME??

[/ QUOTE ]

Or he's a midget with an 11 inch wang.

HotPants 04-26-2006 10:39 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


usually when i buy larger condoms i do it at the self-checkout because i feel uncomfortable.



[/ QUOTE ]

huh? i find the hottest check-out girl there is and put them up on the conveyer belt proudly. large wangs unite!

[/ QUOTE ]

"word around the office is you've got a fat cock"

"yes, I do"

"I've got a fat cock too. Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together some time? Maybe a little oil. Two fat cocks. Together. Oil."

T.J. Combo 04-26-2006 10:39 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Girth is more important than length.

Height is more important than penis size.

prohornblower 04-26-2006 10:41 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
At 6'0" and more than "4 inches", I picked 6'1", 4".

I was 5'5" once, it sucked.

pmdvert18 04-26-2006 10:44 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Have you ever watch asian porn??

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
There are very few 5'1" guys and very few 3 inch penises, etc. There are probably less than 5% of guys who are either.

[/ QUOTE ]

dustyn 04-26-2006 10:45 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
chicks love tall guys

[/ QUOTE ]

confidence is more important than height

[/ QUOTE ]

The problem is that being short sucks for many other things outside of dating and sex. There have been studies about how people are more respected in business who are taller, how very few CEOs are shorter than average, etc. Not to mention being short is a pain in the ass in a movie theatre or concert - you can never see above anyone. Most women don't orgasm through intercourse (roughly two-thirds according to surveys), and dating sites like eharmony will not match shorter men with taller women, which claim to be based on careful research. Many women simply will not date shorter men. IMO this is an easy choice of being tall with a small wang, for the reason that being short would be a pain in the ass in just about every facet of life, whereas a small wang is strictly confined to sex.

Hack 04-26-2006 10:50 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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usually when i buy larger condoms i do it at the self-checkout because i feel uncomfortable.



[/ QUOTE ]

huh? i find the hottest check-out girl there is and put them up on the conveyer belt proudly. large wangs unite!

[/ QUOTE ]

"word around the office is you've got a fat cock"

"yes, I do"

"I've got a fat cock too. Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together some time? Maybe a little oil. Two fat cocks. Together. Oil."

[/ QUOTE ]

that video was hilarious

prohornblower 04-26-2006 10:53 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
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since I'm already 7'7", I'd rather be bigger (or younger)

[/ QUOTE ]

And just think, by the end of the movie, you are said to be like 12'-0" tall. Your cock must be femur-sized!

KaneKungFu123 04-26-2006 10:56 PM

Re: Would you rather be bigger or taller(NSFW)?
 
Is 5'5" really that short? I am 5'9", isnt that average? Isnt the average girl like 5'2"?

Also, the average Asian male is probably 5'6" or something.


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