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TOURNAMENTS MAKE ME WANT TO KILL SOMETHING
SAY "LOL DONKAMENT ALL YOU WANT" I DON'T CARE
First = $7200 bubbling the final table = $220 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN [censored] CHIP LEADER BUT THESE TWO HANDS CRIPPLED ME AND INSTEAD I HAD TO SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR HANDS WHILE CHIP LEADERS DOUBLED UP MORONS WITH HANDS LIKE K9 AND KT (and I know the second one is fairly routine but it happened within an orbit the first one) I finally lost a race TT < KQ to actually bust which is fairly routine BUT GOD DAMN IT THERE GOES ALL THAT MONEY UP IN SMOKE STUPID PARTY REBUYS WITH THEIR REBUY TRICK, I MANAGED TO FINISH 12TH AND LOSE MONEY GOD HATES ME (AND SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO A NON-RETARDED PARTY POKER HAND CONVERTER, FINDING ONE PISSED ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS THESE HANDS, IN FIRST HAND I AM SB AND DONKEY PUSHER IS BB AND DONKEY SLOWPLAYER IS UTG) Party Poker No Limit Holdem Tournament Blinds: t200/t200 8 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: t63558 UTG+1: t46721 Hero: t191111 MP2: t93268 CO: t281122 Button: t117852 SB: t335721 BB: t206288 Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is MP1 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] CO calls t12000 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t400)</font>, Button folds, SB calls t12000 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t12400)</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls t6000 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t24400)</font>, MP2 (poster) checks. Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1000, 4 players) Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 is all-in t81068</font>, CO calls t81068 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t82068)</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t178911</font>, CO calls t97843 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t342047)</font>. Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t439890, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t244204, Sidepot 1: t195686) River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t439890, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t244204, Sidepot 1: t195686) Results: Final pot: t439890 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 4s 4c </font> <font color="#ffffff">MP2 shows 8s 2c </font> <font color="#ffffff">CO shows Kd Kc </font> Party Poker No Limit Holdem Tournament Blinds: t200/t200 8 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: t145516 UTG+1: t111442 Hero: t195086 MP2: t259883 CO: t71411 Button: t99052 SB: t247763 BB: t205488 Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t194886</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in t98852</font>, 2 folds. Uncalled bets: t96034 returned to Hero. Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t198104, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t198104) Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t198104, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t198104) River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t198104, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t198104) Results: Final pot: t198104 <font color="#ffffff">Hero shows As Kc </font> <font color="#ffffff">Button shows Ad Qd </font> |
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LOL DONKAMENT [/ QUOTE ] |
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raise 44 pf to isolate for kewleness
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[ QUOTE ] LOL DONKAMENT [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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Sucks a lot, man.
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LOL DONKAMENT [/ QUOTE ] Noah, FYP |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] LOL DONKAMENT [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] BELIEVE ME IF I COULD MAKE AS MUCH IN CASH GAMES AS I DO IN TOURNAMENTS THEN I WOULD PLAY THEM MORE AND HAVE THE RESPECT OF ALL OF 2+2 ALAS MY TOURNAMENT GAMING IS STELLAR BUT MY POKER IS ONLY MODERATELY GOOD I LIKE YELLING, I'VE BEEN READING TOO MANY OF YVESAINT'S POSTS |
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AND HAVE THE RESPECT OF ALL OF 2+2 [/ QUOTE ] So, so true. |
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BELIEVE ME IF I COULD MAKE AS MUCH IN CASH GAMES AS I DO IN TOURNAMENTS THEN I WOULD PLAY THEM MORE AND HAVE THE RESPECT OF ALL OF 2+2 ALAS MY TOURNAMENT GAMING IS STELLAR BUT MY POKER IS ONLY MODERATELY GOOD I LIKE YELLING, I'VE BEEN READING TOO MANY OF YVESAINT'S POSTS [/ QUOTE ] I just can't imagine someone yelling that last sentence. |
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[ QUOTE ] LOL DONKAMENT [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] BELIEVE ME IF I COULD MAKE AS MUCH IN CASH GAMES AS I DO IN TOURNAMENTS THEN I WOULD PLAY THEM MORE AND HAVE THE RESPECT OF ALL OF 2+2 ALAS MY TOURNAMENT GAMING IS STELLAR BUT MY POKER IS ONLY MODERATELY GOOD I LIKE YELLING, I'VE BEEN READING TOO MANY OF YVESAINT'S POSTS [/ QUOTE ] I just can't imagine someone yelling that last sentence. [/ QUOTE ] me neither but given the choice of turning caps lock off or not i chose not (until now) |
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LMAO U NOOBS USE CAPS LOCK
SHIFT IS THE WAY TO GO |
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LMAO U NOOBS USE CAPS LOCK SHIFT IS THE WAY TO GO [/ QUOTE ] WHY SHOULD I ARTIFICIALLY SLOW DOWN MY INSANE TYPING SKILLLLLLLLLLZ |
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um if you had any SKILL IT DOESNT SLOW DOWN A DAMN THING
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um if you had any SKILL IT DOESNT SLOW DOWN A DAMN THING [/ QUOTE ] I'VE BEEN TYPING SINCE YOU WERE BUT A GLEAM IN YOUR FATHER'S EYE AND AN OVARY IN YOUR MOTHER'S FALLOPIAN TUBE, DO NOT QUESTION ME |
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The first hand really sucks. The second one is standard. lol donkament
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I didn't even read the whole post, so I have no idea what the hand was about, but yeah, LOL DONKAMENT.
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I didn't even read the whole post, so I have no idea what the hand was about, but yeah, LOL DONKAMENT. [/ QUOTE ] I would expect nothing less (more?) from this forum. |
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TRNY PLYRS SUK CUZ THEY USE CHPS!!!
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LOL THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER SHOULD JUST BE A BIG CASH GAME WITH 6000 SEATS STUPID DONKAMENTS!!!
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lol donkament
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lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament lol donkament [/ QUOTE ] FYP there, duder. |
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O L D o n k a m e n t |
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You know one day tournament players are going to stand up to you guys. They won't give up their seat on the bus to you anymore. They will gain their right to vote. They will be viewed as equals under the eyes of the law.
Mark my words... |
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You know one day tournament players are going to stand up to you guys. They won't give up their seat on the bus to you anymore. They will gain their right to vote. They will be viewed as equals under the eyes of the law. Mark my words... [/ QUOTE ] http://www.tx.nrcs.usda.gov/about/im...ticeforall.gif http://www.abandonia.com/games/dk/16...tein%203D5.png |
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if I'm a tournament player and they've been good to me can I still post 'lol donkaments' ITT? this is important
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I think 50% of the phrase cannot be used, making the new options: LOL or DONKAMENT. No bolding.
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no I'm afraid you have to bitch and whine about how it is real poker and how we shouldn't make fun of you and blah blah blah. Sorry but it's the rules. See Xdragon for a reference.
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...LOL ... DONKAMENT [/ QUOTE ] |
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I feel ya. I was playing in a tournament last week. I was ramming chips in the pot all the way. I hit my Ace high flush and some jerk had been calling all the way with pocket 5's. The 5 of diamonds that gave me a flush gave him a full house. WTF.
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WTF indeed my friend.
WTF. |
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no I'm afraid you have to bitch and whine about how it is real poker and how we shouldn't make fun of you and blah blah blah. Sorry but it's the rules. See Xdragon for a reference. [/ QUOTE ] You have to also insult everyone else, use racial slurs, and imply that all college girls have herpes because you never got laid. |
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ALAS MY TOURNAMENT GAMING IS STELLAR BUT MY POKER IS ONLY MODERATELY GOOD [/ QUOTE ] I think this is phrased perfectly.. |
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if I'm a tournament player and they've been good to me can I still post 'lol donkaments' ITT? this is important [/ QUOTE ] yes definitely, also feel free to change it up like: 1) DONKAMENT? 2) dadada...DONK? AMENT? 3) DONKAMENTWTFBBQ? etc |
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ZOMG wow
I call avatar |
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3) DONKAMENTWTFBBQ? [/ QUOTE ] This is my favorite. |
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