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Toddy 04-24-2006 12:21 PM

JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
Cliff 'Johnny Bax' Josephy had pushed all in preflop and Valentino Morella began to take his usual fifteen minutes to decide. Cliff called the clock after only a few seconds, knowing that Valentino would take forever..Valentino studied his cards and said,''Since it's you, fine I'll call, I'm all in.' Valentino showed his cards to Chad Brown who smiled.

''Maybe I'll get lucky here, maybe I'll get lucky.... I have the worst hand, but maybe I'll get lucky.''

Cliff, thinking he had the best hand, flipped up his AJ. Valentino continued his act,

''Well... maybe I'll get lucky,'' and showed his pocket aces! No help arrived for Cliff and it was massive hit to his stack.

As the dust was still way off settling, Cliff said to Valentino,''You're a classy guy.'' To which Valentino replied,''It's because you bring out the gentleman in me.''

Roland chuckled,''That's the slowest roll I've ever seen.'' Valentino continues to impress the crowd...CUP SOCCER anyone!

Nick B. 04-24-2006 12:25 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
slowplay /= slowroll

That is a pretty dick move by valentino.

Toddy 04-24-2006 12:33 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
OOPS I MEANT SLOWROLLED>> WHaT A JERK!

Dunkman 04-24-2006 12:46 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
I think we should give Cliff some credit for not going after Valentino here...I think I may have ended up in a holding cell...

recondite7 04-24-2006 12:47 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
I can almost understand taking 15 minutes to act if there were people left to act, but after seeing AJ flipped up he needs to cut the act and flip the cards.

At least he finished one spot behind Josephy in the tourney.

Toddy 04-24-2006 12:51 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
I dont' know how Cliff didn't go off the deep end.

acesfall 04-24-2006 12:58 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
Bax's self control makes me like him anymore. Needless to say, if some [censored] did that to me I can assure you at the minimum I would have a few 10 minute penalties.

ActionBob 04-24-2006 01:30 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
I've don't really know Cliff, just said hello maybe a few times but he certainly gets a lot of respect in my book for not reacting to this one. I would like to say I'd have done the same but I'm really not sure how I'd react here.

-ActionBob

Caldarooni 04-24-2006 01:44 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
Wow is Valentino a piece of [censored].

drewjustdrew 04-24-2006 01:46 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
[ QUOTE ]
I can almost understand taking 15 minutes to act if there were people left to act, but after seeing AJ flipped up he needs to cut the act and flip the cards.

At least he finished one spot behind Josephy in the tourney.

[/ QUOTE ]

It doesn't say he took 15 minutes. The clock was called after a few seconds. Still a dickmove.

ChrisCo 04-24-2006 02:20 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
I was playing with bax online in a 100 rebuy on stars and bax did the same thing right back to him.

I forget his SN but he pushed all in and Bax waited for the timer to go all the way down until finally calling with aces.

He mentioned how that guy slowrolled the [censored] out of him in a big live tounrey after the hand.

Python49 04-24-2006 02:59 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
[ QUOTE ]
Bax's self control makes me like him anymore. Needless to say, if some [censored] did that to me I can assure you at the minimum I would have a few 10 year sentences

[/ QUOTE ]
fyp

nath 04-24-2006 03:43 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
Apparently that Valentino guy was stalling just about every hand and being a real dick to both the other players and the TD about it.

If he had said "It's because you bring out the gentleman in me" to me I might have responded "Yeah well why don't I bring the rest of you outside". Something to that effect. [censored] that guy.

gilbert 04-25-2006 02:45 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
Wow what a cock.

7n7 04-25-2006 03:27 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
/= != !=

[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Blackmarks 04-25-2006 05:14 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
[ QUOTE ]
/= != !=

[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

vnh

italianstang 04-25-2006 06:23 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
PokerPages profile:

Name: Valentino Morella
Location: Riverside, CA, United States

This explains it all...Riverside is a dump for (series of slurs and cuss words).

Nothing good can come from Riverside.

Tyler Durden 04-25-2006 08:52 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
Morella sounds like a toolbag. I looked up his page for the hell of it:

resume

willie 04-25-2006 08:53 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
i'd go absolutely apeshit.....

csuf_gambl0r 04-26-2006 12:02 AM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
[ QUOTE ]
PokerPages profile:

Name: Valentino Morella
Location: Riverside, CA, United States

This explains it all...Riverside is a dump for (series of slurs and cuss words).

Nothing good can come from Riverside.

[/ QUOTE ]

werd up cuh.

riverside is a seriously sh1tty ghetto [censored] dump

You are where you come from

Sponger. 04-26-2006 01:17 AM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
If I was Valentino and JohnnyBax was Hellmuth/Matusow, I'd slowroll like crazy in a second.

citanul 04-26-2006 01:55 AM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
Hey, when your poker resume includes such things as Huge Wins for 7th place at the 2006 Winnin' o' the Green for NEARLY THIRTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS and 6th place at the California State Championship $300 stud tournament, then talk.

What have you ever won? 200 somethingth place at some tournament? Get real.

citanul

ps: i'd kick the guy in the [censored] testicles.

MolesKnows 04-26-2006 06:43 AM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
!= = <>

[ QUOTE ]
/= != !=

[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Thundercat_ 04-26-2006 09:41 AM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
[ QUOTE ]
!= = <>

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/= != !=

[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

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//thats enough

vikefan24 04-26-2006 10:20 AM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
was this on tv, or will it be soon?

straightflush 04-26-2006 08:48 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
nm

tpir 04-26-2006 09:02 PM

Re: JohnnyBax gets slowplayed!
 
Semi-hijack:

is =/= an acceptable alternate to the traditional != ? I am a big != fan but I would have to say yes if asked.


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