Which method of suicide?
 

-XYZbb over _ _ _ _ _ hands. 2/3 of bankroll poof!

So far, I've got the following things considered:
1) The frisby
2) The shoelaces
3) The office tower
4) The bleach
5) The reverse-peehole dildo action


Any other ideas?

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Toaster in bathtub.

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I've lost half of my bankroll in the last 2 days running -20 BB/100 at 15/30 and 20/40.

I think im switching to omaha. Limit hold'em is death.

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Im slowly trying nl, but apparently the benefits of my value betting skillz dont transfer over like my bad luck does.

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Quiting limit was the best thing to ever happen to me.

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Were you good at it though? Or did you have a case of the suck?

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Were you good at it though? Or did you have a case of the suck?

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Since when has skill mattered in limit. You either are a luckbox or you aren't.

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Since when has skill mattered in limit. You either are a luckbox or you aren't.

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quoted for truth

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5)

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Autoerotic Asphyxia

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Take a break from poker for a few weeks and try some drugs.

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Whatever you do leave me the money you owe me in your will. That or have a fun time playing 200nl because that game rules.

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Can't go wrong with weed whacker. It's a messy way to die, but the clean up crew will never forget you!

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Have you tried folding preflop?

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Ok, I'm going with this method in half an hour.

http://driveinbottleshop.dk/sortimen...guldtuborg.jpg

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Have you tried folding preflop?

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LOOL, this never gets old

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Sleeping pills + a liter of Gin and Tonic.

Good night. (sweet prince).

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Sleeping pills + a liter of Gin and Tonic.

Good night. (sweet prince).

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this will do nothing but make you vomit.

i'm partial to #5 as well.

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Maybe I'm retarded, but what the hell is "the frisby"?

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graphs + $$$ plz

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Maybe I'm retarded, but what the hell is "the frisby"?

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Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

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Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.


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Afraid of infection?

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is the frisby method even possible?

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Ok, I'm going with this method in half an hour.

http://driveinbottleshop.dk/sortimen...guldtuborg.jpg

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This is working out real well btw. I'm not dead yet, but I don't feel as suicidal anymore.

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I lost a family member to suicide..a close family member how about we close this thread!!!!

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I lost a family member to suicide..a close family member how about we close this thread!!!!

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How about you kill yourself?

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-XYZbb over _ _ _ _ _ hands. 2/3 of bankroll poof!

So far, I've got the following things considered:
1) The frisby
2) The shoelaces
3) The office tower
4) The bleach
5) The reverse-peehole dildo action


Any other ideas?

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You suck at creating polls.

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Hey jackass thats not a poll. Those were just some options. Either you explain me a good way to end my existence or stfu

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I lost a family member to suicide..a close family member how about we close this thread!!!!

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How about you kill yourself?

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Jesus Christ!!

Cody

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yeah, all you middle limit guys, switch to NL right away. please.

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Life sucks, get a [censored] helmet.

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How to kill yourself like a man

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-XYZbb over _ _ _ _ _ hands. 2/3 of bankroll poof!

So far, I've got the following things considered:
1) The frisby
2) The shoelaces
3) The office tower
4) The bleach
5) The reverse-peehole dildo action


Any other ideas?

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Dan, based on your posts, I consider you to be one of the best mid/high shorthanded players on the board. Ride it out and fight the good fight. Variance is a bitch though, trust me I know it firsthand.

Jeff

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Hey jackass thats not a poll. Those were just some options. Either you explain me a good way to end my existence or stfu

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Not a fan of the tough love?

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how do you get 4 asterisks?

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DB FOR MOD!

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JOIN YOUR BRETHREN