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[censored] 12-10-2005 02:46 AM

banging chicks from myspace.com
 
so i've read the stories and tales of guys getting tail left and right all from this myspace deal.

I figure its time I try this out. So let's be clear my goal is to bang from chick from myspace of at least a 6 or 7 on a normal scale.

I'm lazy though and figure there are much better experts than me on here at this sort of thing

here are the search EDIT (profiles below) for my area with an age range of 20-30.

I've put my photo up before and will get my profile inorder when it comes time.

first things first start picking out girls I should be targeting and let me know what you selected them. Once there is a good group to work with, OOT can decide to nest step and all results will be posted

kyro 12-10-2005 02:48 AM

Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
 
I think Nikki, the topless chick, looks like your best bet of getting a girl who won't resist too much.

[censored] 12-10-2005 02:49 AM

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I think Nikki, the topless chick, looks like your best bet of getting a girl who won't resist too much.

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post links and pics please for easy future reference

Baseballer02 12-10-2005 02:51 AM

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Edit: I see now everyone is getting girls from their own zip code through your link

Tron 12-10-2005 02:51 AM

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The link you posted went to the search results for my zip code, so unless you too live in Downtown L.A., then it doesn't work.

Mr_J 12-10-2005 02:52 AM

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Whatever happened to walking outside and chatting someone up? That's like an adventure, on the net it's kinda like being a telemarketer.

[censored] 12-10-2005 02:53 AM

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The link you posted went to the search results for my zip code, so unless you too live in Downtown L.A., then it doesn't work.

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hmm that blows ill have to do something else

Baseballer02 12-10-2005 02:54 AM

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Also, younger girls/women with kids are obviously very easy to get into the pants of, especially if you're halfway decent at dealing with a kid.

wacki 12-10-2005 02:56 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
I think Nikki, the topless chick, looks like your best bet of getting a girl who won't resist too much.

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Links you [censored]!!! Links! Do it now!!

What the hell is wrong with you!

[censored] 12-10-2005 03:00 AM

Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
 
Here are some results. I'll weed out the obvious no's to begin with

Janel

Ashley

Lacey

Lisa



Ill edit and add more as I go see them. go ahead and start rating, commenting as needed

ashley 2

Pam

Nikki

Beth

Tony_P 12-10-2005 03:01 AM

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Anyone want to share their opening messaged to get the ball rolling?

I imagine I'd use something like this:

Hey there, I noticed your profile and saw that you like XXXXX, I think that's really interesting. I think we'd have a lot in common. Message me or hit me up on AIM if you wanna talk. My sn is XXXXXXXXXX.

diebitter 12-10-2005 03:08 AM

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Lisa from these. The pic denotes a romantic streak, which can be quite charming or irritating as hell, depending on her/you. I prefer the bipolar possibilities of this.

2+2 wannabe 12-10-2005 03:11 AM

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L is for Legendary
I is for Industrious
S is for Smooth
A is for Abstract

aaahahahahahahahahhahaaha

[censored] 12-10-2005 03:11 AM

Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
 
[ QUOTE ]
Anyone want to share their opening messaged to get the ball rolling?

I imagine I'd use something like this:

Hey there, I noticed your profile and saw that you like XXXXX, I think that's really interesting. I think we'd have a lot in common. Message me or hit me up on AIM if you wanna talk. My sn is XXXXXXXXXX.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes this is the type of effort i'm looking for

dblgutshot 12-10-2005 03:12 AM

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I would look at her interests and write a quick haiku (or steal one from OOT) to show some quick wit and humor. Be sure to mention how the haiku came from your quick wit and humor.

Woolygimp 12-10-2005 03:12 AM

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...697667203988126

Blarg 12-10-2005 03:12 AM

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Holy mother of god, 75 pages??? I'm not gonna page through all of that.

I'll just comment on page 1. Pics 3-8 didn't show, so I was too lazy to keep reloading or whatever till they did. Myspace loads slow.

Nikky Chikky looks like she's woeful that she's been forced into whoredom by her abusive meth addict boyfriend.

FOU could be cute but it's not all that easy to tell with these small crummy pics.

Heattler might be cute but I'm not sure.

Dukes looks cute. Cutest girl on the page by far.

wicked crazy looks like McCauley Culkin

Too much work. You should pick out your own faves and let us vote.

diebitter 12-10-2005 03:13 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
L is for Legendary
I is for Industrious
S is for Smooth
A is for Abstract

aaahahahahahahahahhahaaha

[/ QUOTE ]

This will teach me to read as well as look at pictures. I'm sure there's a very strong positive feedback loop on educating one about this sort of thing, though, if you do use myspace to score.

EDIT: Great Odin's Raven. I just caught her celebrity choices. Scratch her, she's mental.

slickpoppa 12-10-2005 03:13 AM

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At this stage, you should not be "targeting" girls, you should be castign a very wide net. Just message as many girls as possible. If they respond and you decide you dont like them, u can just blow them off.

IronDragon1 12-10-2005 03:13 AM

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[ QUOTE ]

I is for Industrious

A is for Abstract



[/ QUOTE ]

?

Blarg 12-10-2005 03:14 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Whatever happened to walking outside and chatting someone up? That's like an adventure, on the net it's kinda like being a telemarketer.

[/ QUOTE ]

Have you seen some people's neighborhoods? I have to go to other people's neighborhoods to do that, personally.

bigscore 12-10-2005 03:14 AM

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WTF where do you live? I know like 3-4 of those girls and nonoe of them are over 20
--sry really late.

Lazy Meatball 12-10-2005 03:16 AM

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I thought you were married with children for some reason. I take it you are not married, although I do still believe you have children, right?

RiverTheNuts 12-10-2005 03:17 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Anyone want to share their opening messaged to get the ball rolling?

I imagine I'd use something like this:

Hey there, I noticed your profile and saw that you like XXXXX, I think that's really interesting. I think we'd have a lot in common. Message me or hit me up on AIM if you wanna talk. My sn is XXXXXXXXXX.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is boring and what every guy does... if I had to do this it would read somewhat like the following:

Hey X,
I saw your profile, and decided that you are a looker and that Id shoot you an invite to a party my friends and I are having for X on X. My cell phone is X, call me or write back on here and we can get dinner and Ill let you know the details about the party.

Of course, it doesnt matter much what you say, if she doesnt think you're attractive in the picture, you dont stand a chance

[censored] 12-10-2005 03:17 AM

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Rhianna

Jamie

Sarah - pretty hot
Mackenzie

Jenny - wow

Jackie

Delicious ???

Taja - nice

Blarg 12-10-2005 03:17 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
I would look at her interests and write a quick haiku (or steal one from OOT) to show some quick wit and humor. Be sure to mention how the haiku came from your quick wit and humor.

[/ QUOTE ]

The phrase "Get it?" used one or multiple times helps to drive this point home.

dblgutshot 12-10-2005 03:19 AM

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If you do decide on a few girls and list them here, I wonder how many other OOTers will msg the same girls to cockblock OP.

[censored] 12-10-2005 03:19 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
WTF where do you live? I know like 3-4 of those girls and nonoe of them are over 20
--sry really late.

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yeah it screws up the search results which I why I linked to profiles directly.

Also I noticed that a bunch of underaged girls put down 20 as their age so I upped my criteria to 21 which seemed to clean that mess up.

diebitter 12-10-2005 03:20 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
I would look at her interests and write a quick haiku (or steal one from OOT) to show some quick wit and humor. Be sure to mention how the haiku came from your quick wit and humor.

[/ QUOTE ]

If you steal one of mine, I demand a screenname colour change to purple.

captZEEbo 12-10-2005 03:22 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Here are some results. I'll weed out the obvious no's to begin with

Janel

Ashley

Lacey

Lisa



Ill edit and add more as I go see them. go ahead and start rating, commenting as needed

ashley 2

Pam

Nikki

Beth

[/ QUOTE ]

skip lacie: "Well first off I love to snowboard and I can't waight to teach my clumsy boyfriend how , "

Tuco 12-10-2005 03:23 AM

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From Lisa's profile:

[ QUOTE ]
Cuddling seats itself among my top three greatest feeling. They are, in no particular order... 1) When the snow is falling and the world outside is dim yet I'm inside warm and cozy. 2) Taking naps near a window with the warm sunlight beating down on me... You know when you can almost see through your eyelids they are so orange with sun beams. 3) Cuddling, kissing, hugging

[/ QUOTE ]

Run in the other direction immediately.

If you just want to get stank, then Beth obviously. However, avoid the obvious and go for Janel. Way hotter.

Tuco.

bigscore 12-10-2005 03:24 AM

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Yeah none of the younger girls want to put 17 on their profile.

lastsamurai 12-10-2005 03:28 AM

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but is this the best oregon has?

Tuco 12-10-2005 03:28 AM

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From Rhianna's profile:

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HIM/HER WITH GOOD PERSONALITY, GOALS IN LIFE, KINKY, AND WILLING TO TRY NEW THINGS

[/ QUOTE ]

DING DING DING!

AND she's smokin hot.

Tuco.

Frills 12-10-2005 03:29 AM

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...697672814801893

[censored] 12-10-2005 03:32 AM

Re: NO offense censored...
 
[ QUOTE ]
but is this the best oregon has?

[/ QUOTE ]

no but I don't want to have to travel. nothing more than a 10-15 minute drive

[censored] 12-10-2005 03:33 AM

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[ QUOTE ]

From Rhianna's profile:

[ QUOTE ]
HIM/HER WITH GOOD PERSONALITY, GOALS IN LIFE, KINKY, AND WILLING TO TRY NEW THINGS

[/ QUOTE ]

DING DING DING!

AND she's smokin hot.

Tuco.

[/ QUOTE ]

Excellent work man. this is the type of effort that will result in success

Tony_P 12-10-2005 03:35 AM

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Fun myspace tip:

Adding the follwing url
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>http://lads.myspace.com/mini/* </pre><hr />

to your Adblock stops peoples annoying music from playing while looking at their profile.

TONY

MrWookie 12-10-2005 03:40 AM

Re: NO offense censored...
 
Oh, hell yes. POTD, Tony.

[censored] 12-10-2005 03:43 AM

Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
 
jackie

kendall

sarah

shelley

uhhh - emily?-wow

Jiana

Kim

jen

erika - honestly probably too hot

that seems like a large enough group


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