Best \"dirty\" songs of all time
 

Does anyone have any suggestions for some good dirty songs. And I am not talking about "Baby Got Back." We are going much farther that that.

Some fav's off the top of my head are in no particular order:
1. Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
2. Three Six Mafia - Slob on My Knob, Ass and Titties
3. 2 Live Crew - Pop That Pussy
4. Easy E - Give me That Nut

I think you can all see where I am going with this. Pretty much any song that most immature guys find hilarious that most girls/women will get very mad if you play it in front of them. Anyone else know any good ones?

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darling nikki.

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Black Pussy by DJ Quik

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All By Myself - Green Day

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Sir Psycho Sexy by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Maybe not quite what you're after, but it's close enough.

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Maybe not that dirty.

SLick Rick-Indian Girl.

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Khia - My Neck, My Back

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
.
.
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
.
etc

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darling nikki.

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good one

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My Ding-a-Ling, by Chuck Berry.

"My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
I love to play with my ding-a-ling.
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
I love to play with MY ding-a-ling!

For those of you
Who will not sing,
You must be playing
With your OWN ding-a-ling!"

Also, Push, Push, in the Bush -- by I dunno who, from the 80's.

As well as, Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage, by Killer Pussy.

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Best
Ass n Titties, DJ Assault
She Comes Home to Me, Adam Sandler

Worst:
Dirty Nursery Rhymes, 2 live crew

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Ying Yang Twins - Wait
Ying Yang Twins - Pull My hair
Raw Reese - Dragonface
Raw Reese - Fucktivities
NIN - Closer
Juicy J - Gimme Head
Mannie Fresh - Pussy Power
Ludacris - Splashwater Falls
Juelz Santana - [censored] and Friends
LL Cool J - Doin It

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Ludacris- Yous a Hooo

Best dirtyass line in a song- ODB "I ain't got no problem with you [censored] me, but I got a little problem with you not [censored] me."

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guessing everything off the Tenacious D CD will do you good.

RB

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Google "the Ball of Kerrymuir" and old irish or english (depending who you ask) drinking song. Jim Croce did a version of it not bad but there are thousands of verses and some of them obscenely funny and dirty.
Depending on the verses solidly one of the dirtiest of all time.

My two favorite verses:
"There was doing in the parlor,
And doing on the stairs,
You couldn't see the carpet
For the pile of public hairs."

"The village idiot he was there,
Up to this and that,
Amusing himself by abusing himself,
And catching it in his hat."


* After months of silence this was where I chose to put my 1000th post.

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I am gonna go out on a limb and suggest ANY song by Chuck Berry does not belong on this list. You sir are not sweet. For the rest of you...

Keep up the good work boys. Almost have enough material to give my fiance to as an anniversary present

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I am gonna go out on a limb and suggest ANY song by Chuck Berry does not belong on this list. You sir are not sweet. For the rest of you...

Keep up the good work boys. Almost have enough material to give my fiance to as an anniversary present

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I put these on a cd and gave to my gf.


Ying Yang Twins - Wait
Ying Yang Twins - Pull My hair
Raw Reese - Dragonface
Raw Reese - Fucktivities
NIN - Closer
Juicy J - Gimme Head
Mannie Fresh - Pussy Power
Ludacris - Splashwater Falls
Juelz Santana - [censored] and Friends
LL Cool J - Doin It
R. Kelly - Sex Is On My Mind
Lil' Kim - How Many Licks
Trick daddy - Jump On The Dick
Ginuwine - Pony
R. Kelly - Sex In The Kitchen
Trick Daddy - Sugar
Khia - My Neck My Back
D'Angelo - Untitled

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Cock Mobster?

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Too Short - [censored] Betty

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Play - David Banner

I was SHOCKED when I first heard the unedited version. The radio edit is a completely different song.

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Play - David Banner

I was SHOCKED when I first heard the unedited version. The radio edit is a completely different song.

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When I first heard this on the radio, I immediately figured the unedited version was significantly different. When I heard it...umm...yeah. Different song entirely.

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Ludacris - What's your Fantasy

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I wouldn't say they're the dirtiest. But, they're about female masturbation. So, they're at least appealing.

More importantly, I'm not just listing a song. I'm actually providing a link where you can legally (as far as I know) listen to the song


She Bop by Cyndi Lauper

I Touch Myself by Divinyls

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IF THE BITCH SCREAMS FOR GODS SAKE GRAB THE GREY TAPE

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Dogg Pound - Bomb Azz Pussy

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Eminem - Fack

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Akinyele - "Put it in your mouth"

Put it in your mouth lyrics

Big Pun - "Im not a player"

Lyrics

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Akinyele - "Put it in your mouth"

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yup, by akilnenenynnenennnnenenennene

surprised it took so long for someone to mention this one

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Tela - Incredible

Trina/Luda - B R Right

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Akinyele - "Put it in your mouth"

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yup, by akilnenenynnenennnnenenennene

surprised it took so long for someone to mention this one

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yeah I was specifically searching for this one as I scrolled, and was getting worried that I hadn't seen it yet.

I'd also nominate "the [censored] shop"

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Big Balls -- AC/DC
lyrics

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anything by Peaches

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"Gangster of Love" - Geto Boys
"One Time For Me" - Reverend Horton Heat

-McGee

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Yeah I couldn't believe I didn't see it while looking through the thread....I had to double check before posting it.

Though I think the Big Pun song is much worse...the second the third verse start getting ridiculous.

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Xhibit - Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull my Hair ( Don't know exact title

and

Clarence Carter - Strokin

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double team, tenacious d

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Snoop Dogg or Too Short - Freaky Tales