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jws43yale 03-29-2006 03:18 AM

OT: Hilarious Video of a poker software Demo
 
This guy makes the money 7 out of ten times, watch and learn.

This guy cracks me up. You'd think they'd get somebody that actually knows how to play poker to demo their software.

http://www.procalculatem.com/genius.wmv

I stole this from wray in the software forum, just wanted to make sure he got credit.

TheNoodleMan 03-29-2006 03:23 AM

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This is too funny. What a donkey.

GBP04 03-29-2006 03:24 AM

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this is hilarious.

TheNoodleMan 03-29-2006 03:25 AM

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"if you don't use this you are like a carpenter that doesn't use a tape measure."

Hendricks433 03-29-2006 03:28 AM

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This guy is a joke.

TheNoodleMan 03-29-2006 03:29 AM

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7 out of 10 times, thats like 70 out of 100

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Hendricks433 03-29-2006 03:32 AM

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I want to make it itm 7/10. I guess I should get these tools. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

bones 03-29-2006 03:34 AM

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BEST VIDEO EVAR!!1

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theres over eighty two hundred thousand people online at any given time

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Hendricks433 03-29-2006 03:34 AM

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7 out of 10 times, thats like 70 out of 100

[/ QUOTE ] lol. and if your playing 10 hours a day your making a lot of money. trust me. I like how he uses time every hand trying to read all the odds.

TheNoodleMan 03-29-2006 03:36 AM

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I like the way he steals the blinds with the massive overbet push with AA. I need some software that can teach me when to do that.

DaN_05 03-29-2006 03:36 AM

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Ya, open-limping 88 on the btn (about 4/5th hand in..) realll good. LOL.

Reason he probably gets so many ITM's is the fricking time he takes to play a hand! Everybody gets so pissed off they just want the game to end!

applejuicekid 03-29-2006 03:40 AM

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Great video. Lots of good advice in there, should help my game a lot. Thanks for posting this.

bellytimber 03-29-2006 03:42 AM

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"I had a feeling he's got the Jack over there, I've been watching him."

and

"He's flushing, I'm in a problem...he's not flushing."

lol

I also like when he says that with a 70% ITM you still will run into streaks of 10 out of the money. He's right of course, that would happen about 1 in 200,000 times.

DaN_05 03-29-2006 03:42 AM

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Hahaha I love this guy!!

"my pot odds are even, so we're call on the button in an un-opened pot with K9o"

What limit is this at?? I wanna play this guy!!

curtains 03-29-2006 03:43 AM

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I feel like he never makes one correct play the entire tournament. This is the funniest thing ever

Shilly 03-29-2006 03:43 AM

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Nice find, this is hilarious.

DaN_05 03-29-2006 03:44 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
"I had a feeling he's got the Jack over there, I've been watching him."

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Best. Line. Ever. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

This stuff is golden!!

Shilly 03-29-2006 03:45 AM

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"He's flushing, I'm in a problem...he's not flushing."

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ROFL

Hendricks433 03-29-2006 03:47 AM

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"He's flushing, I'm in a problem...he's not flushing."

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This made me laugh so hard. And the jack comment made me say wtf?

bones 03-29-2006 03:47 AM

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Look up SAchamp on sharkscope. He makes a lot of money, trust me.

bones 03-29-2006 03:49 AM

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I love how his amazing calculator says that his AT from the SB is 46% to win.

applejuicekid 03-29-2006 03:49 AM

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Look up SAchamp on sharkscope. He makes a lot of money, trust me.

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Could you just tell us what the results were for those of us who used our ten trials within 30 seconds?

TheNoodleMan 03-29-2006 03:49 AM

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Look up SAchamp on sharkscope. He makes a lot of money, trust me.

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http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...04/SAchamp.jpg

applejuicekid 03-29-2006 03:51 AM

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I love how his amazing calculator says that his AT from the SB is 46% to win.

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Whatever noob. This program will almost surely replace SNGPT and render it useless.

DaN_05 03-29-2006 03:52 AM

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Doesn't look like the stats of somebody who's ITM is 70%.

bones 03-29-2006 03:54 AM

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Doesn't look like the stats of somebody who's ITM is 70%.

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Didn't you listen to the video? Those runs will happen, even if you're ITM 7 out of 10 times, which is like 70 out of 100 times.

jgunnip 03-29-2006 03:57 AM

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i joined at pokerroom but i already have a partypoker.com account so i can't get the pro-calculator [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

bigballz 03-29-2006 04:13 AM

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I really think this is a good video for all of us, as it helps us understand how some people play the bubble.

EricW 03-29-2006 04:20 AM

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I think this is a good video. Hopefully more people will use this program and play like the guy in the video.

Bonafone 03-29-2006 04:30 AM

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wow! this reminds me of Billy Madison when he talks at the end and the guy tells him that everyone in the room is dumber for ever listening to him [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. I can't believe I paused Sopranos for this [censored]. I wonder if he actually believes the [censored] he's saying

edit: I did find this quite hilarios by the way, I'm just grouchy [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

bigballz 03-29-2006 04:34 AM

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Ouch, get back to Sopranos.

Bluff Daddy 03-29-2006 04:58 AM

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moving all in with aa and 30bb's, nice!

straightflush 03-29-2006 06:47 AM

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If it says "Check or fold" in green, why does he always check so quickly? Shouldn't he think about folding out of position some of the time, just to mix up his play???

TheTROLL 03-29-2006 07:34 AM

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Jesus. That was surreal. You've got to wonder how tournaments he started recording before finally getting into the money on one of them.

Dead$$$Walking 03-29-2006 08:02 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
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"I had a feeling he's got the Jack over there, I've been watching him."

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Best. Line. Ever. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

This stuff is golden!!

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yeah that was great, with both guys checking over every street, then opp checking on river, he obviously had a jack <G>

I like the line:
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folding is the best advice anyone can get

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1C5 03-29-2006 08:26 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
"I had a feeling he's got the Jack over there, I've been watching him."

and

"He's flushing, I'm in a problem...he's not flushing."

lol

I also like when he says that with a 70% ITM you still will run into streaks of 10 out of the money. He's right of course, that would happen about 1 in 200,000 times.

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hahahahaha, the jack quote is so funny.

this is great.

Nicholasp27 03-29-2006 09:33 AM

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"i'm onto the teeth now, as you would say"

SoloAJ 03-29-2006 10:52 AM

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His graph jumps from -300 to +100. I'm assuming he won some sort of multitalbe or something...Or final tabled...

Man...people seriously play like this on the bubble?

zipppy 03-29-2006 11:18 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
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"I had a feeling he's got the Jack over there, I've been watching him."

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Best. Line. Ever.



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meleader2 03-29-2006 11:30 AM

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he just said this genius program tells you how much to raise...isn't that against the terms of PP/other sites????


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