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When playing with a couple of other 2p2ers and an assortment of other fish who don't read hands well or at all:

2p2er limps utg, 2p2er utg+1 folds, a few calls, 2p2er raises on the button, everyone calls. utg+1 2p2er (who you'll remember because he folded) looks at utg 2p2er and says "Good luck flopping a set."

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When people say this to me I go, "Thanks..." and as the flop comes out I go, "WHOOOOOOOAAAA-(flop is fully spread)-GAAAAAAAHHH" and then you pretend like you missed your set but you really hit it and you win money.

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Heh. Fish don't know what that even means, much less the implications.

AB

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then you pretend like you missed your set but you really hit it and you win money.

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so
do you pretend "like you missed your set" but really hit it?
or
do you pretend "like you missed your set but really hit it"?
or
do you pretend that you are pretending like you missed your set but really hit?
,but not really?

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then you pretend like you missed your set but you really hit it and you win money.

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so
do you pretend "like you missed your set" but really hit it?
or
do you pretend "like you missed your set but really hit it"?
or
do you pretend that you are pretending like you missed your set but really hit?
,but not really?

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Yes.

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I think bitchslapping the offending party would be a better response. For metagame reasons, of course.

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Be less of a nit.

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Haha, 1 time my buddy was in a hand and he pushed AQ on a 952 board. He said "if you hit your set you're good" after the guy think for like 10 minutes. The guy calls with K9o. The guy says, "i believed, but why did you tell me my pair was good" So some fish actually think 1 pair = set

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Seriously. "Good luck hitting your set" sounds like "Tes ruoy gnittih kcul doog" to those morons at the table.

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Hahahahahaha.

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Seriously. "Good luck hitting your set" sounds like "Tes ruoy gnittih kcul doog" to those morons at the table.

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lol this made me laugh

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Seriously. "Good luck hitting your set" sounds like "Tes ruoy gnittih kcul doog" to those morons at the table.

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Thanks for making me spit up on my monitor.

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Seriously. "Good luck hitting your set" sounds like "Tes ruoy gnittih kcul doog" to those morons at the table.

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lol this made me laugh

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Seriously. "Good luck hitting your set" sounds like "Tes ruoy gnittih kcul doog" to those morons at the table.

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Awesome.

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"Good luck flopping a set."

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I forgot how totally awesome that was. U were totally owned.

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meh. Just kick him under the table and pretend like you didn't mean to do it.

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I once limped UTG and The DaveR made alarm noises and informed the whole table I had AA.

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Wow, you're really onto something here. Pretending you missed and then you start spewing chips into the pot. I wish I knew this tactic when I started playing, I would've been filthy rich now.

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I once limped UTG and The DaveR made alarm noises and informed the whole table I had AA.


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awesome.

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When playing with a couple of other 2p2ers and an assortment of other fish who don't read hands well or at all:

2p2er limps utg, 2p2er utg+1 folds, a few calls, 2p2er raises on the button, everyone calls. utg+1 2p2er (who you'll remember because he folded) looks at utg 2p2er and says "Good luck flopping a set."

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Don't take that crap from Dave. Put him in his place.

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I once limped UTG and The DaveR made alarm noises and informed the whole table I had AA.

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That was so obvious. DeathDonk and GoT were capping every street and you limp UTG. Duh.

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Wow, you're really onto something here. Pretending you missed and then you start spewing chips into the pot. I wish I knew this tactic when I started playing, I would've been filthy rich now.

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All the people I've met from Sweden are funny and have great attitudes. Thanks for ruining that thing I had going.

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I once limped UTG and The DaveR made alarm noises and informed the whole table I had AA.

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That was so obvious. DeathDonk and GoT were capping every street and you limp UTG. Duh.

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IMA CUT U

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From Secrets the Pros Won't Tell You About Winning Hold'em Poker by noted poker authorities L. Krieger and S. Bykofsky:

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Note that many good players won't limp under the gun, especially in tournaments. If they do, they probably have a low pocket pair and are hoping to hit a set inexpensively...

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Your secret is revealed to all...

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From Secrets the Pros Won't Tell You About Winning Hold'em Poker by noted poker authorities L. Krieger and S. Bykofsky:

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Note that many good players won't limp under the gun, especially in tournaments. If they do, they probably have a low pocket pair and are hoping to hit a set inexpensively...

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Your secret is revealed to all...

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thankfully our own Ed Miller has graduated to NPE status so he doesn't have to share his old title with Sheree.

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I think you took my post a little more seriously than it was supposed to. I didnt intend to offend you or anything.