Just got back from Amsterdam...
 

And while I was there I banged a whore...no, wait, 2 whores!!

Anyone know how long I need to wait before I go get my STD test?

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if you rode them bareback, YSSCKY.

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Amsterdam whores are clean and tested regularly. Did you really not know this?

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Amsterdam whores are clean and tested regularly. Did you really not know this?

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Do they test positive before the STD becomes contagious?

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Amsterdam whores are clean and tested regularly. Did you really not know this?

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Please tell me you are really not that devoid of common sense.

Nevermind the recent foxnews article that said 7% of the whores in amsterdam have the HIV.

God I'm an idiot. And now my balls are starting to itch, although it could definitely be pyschosomatic at this point.

What's my best excuse for why I don't bang my gf when I see her this weekend?

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HIV doesn't make your balls itch.

Melch

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Yeah I realize that...it doesn't mean I didn't catch 9348957234985234389 diseases that do make my balls itch.

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I saw the best t-shirt on this ragged out older chic over there this summer: "Will [censored] for Coke'

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Get a load of this guy, get's back from [censored] Amsterdam of ALL places, and doesn't include a detailed trip report....gee thanks...I think I can speak for all of OOT when I say "trip report mandatory"

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I saw the best t-shirt on this ragged out older chic over there this summer: "Will [censored] for Coke'

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I'm not sure about the going rate for coke over there, but it would probably be cheaper just to play them. I think the only place in the world I would leave this continent for is to take a trip to Amsterdam. Whores and drugs in plentiful amounts, what else would be worth leaving this country for?

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i'm curious on how much the risk changes with condom use

Melch

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i'm curious on how much the risk changes with condom use

Melch

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Wikipedia claims an 85 percent reduction in HIV transmission. Althought I could swear health professionals generally cite a 99 percent plus effectiveness rate, whatever that's supposed to mean.

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i'm curious on how much the risk changes with condom use

Melch

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Wikipedia claims an 85 percent reduction in HIV transmission. Althought I could swear health professionals generally cite a 99 percent plus effectiveness rate, whatever that's supposed to mean.

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I'm not gonna look up the wikipedia article. However, I studied HIV a bit in undergrad and I will say that HIV is not easy to transmit with vaginal sex, whether condomed or not. There generally needs to some sort of sore, like herpes, to allow a blood exchange. With a condom, mere intercourse is extremely unlikely to spread HIV. There are lots of documented case studies of hookers in southeast comparing ones that always use condoms and ones that don't always, and the always hookers do very well health wise.

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Good news...you guys are making me feel much better about my chances of having the HIV.

Bad news...I just wacked it a few minutes ago and I am becoming more convinced that there is a rash of some sort forming on the right side of my shaft.

Looks like someone is going into hiding for a few weeks.

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Update? Any HIV or other STD's?

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And while I was there I banged a whore...no, wait, 2 whores!!

Anyone know how long I need to wait before I go get my STD test?

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Gee...was it all worth it? I take it you raw-dogged it?

Edit: Ugh...never mind. Someone bumped this thread.

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I think I can speak for all of OOT when I say "pictures mandatory"

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does anyone actually think this isn't a troll?

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Doesn’t it cost more than a 1000 Euros to bang those whores?

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Amsterdam whores are clean and tested regularly. Did you really not know this?

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Please tell me you are really not that devoid of common sense.

Nevermind the recent foxnews article that said 7% of the whores in amsterdam have the HIV.

God I'm an idiot. And now my balls are starting to itch, although it could definitely be pyschosomatic at this point.

What's my best excuse for why I don't bang my gf when I see her this weekend?

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lol that your siteing fox news as a reliable source.

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lol that your siteing fox news as a reliable source.

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lol citing

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Doesn’t it cost more than a 1000 Euros to bang those whores?

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Try 50.

The privé houses (brothels) may run in the higher figures, but the window girls are rather less.

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You guys realize this is probably just a troll?

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Window girls are like 50 dollars for full service.

AB

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I saw the best t-shirt on this ragged out older chic over there this summer: "Will [censored] for Coke'

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LOL. As long as you used 'sanctioned' whores, ie those with their own windows - you'll be fine. If you got a true streetwalker while on peyote, well thats on you dog.

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Much more difficult for guy to contract HIV through vaginal sex than a female.

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I saw the best t-shirt on this ragged out older chic over there this summer: "Will [censored] for Coke'

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LOL. As long as you used 'sanctioned' whores, ie those with their own windows - you'll be fine. If you got a true streetwalker while on peyote, well thats on you dog.

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QFT, but OP does seem like a troll....meh.

Yugoslav

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What do they put on their french fries over there?

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Pure bs. They still make you wear a raincoat in the dam

I lived there for a couple years.

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does [censored] in his title mean I dont have to worry about clicking on his terrible threads anymore?

I was there, banged a hooker, and never thought bad about it. Americans are so freakin prude. if you get off from looking down on other people, then enjoy! but go to townhall.com to do it.

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Doesn’t it cost more than a 1000 Euros to bang those whores?

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Try 50.


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They don't like when you take too long, either. (But i just wanna spoon!!!)

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If you are a circumsised male, and even if you had vaginal intercourse with 1000 HIV infected females your chances of getting AIDS from that are virtually nill. You have a much much greater chance of being run over by a delivery truck. Do the research.

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If you are a circumsised male, and even if you had vaginal intercourse with 1000 HIV infected females your chances of getting AIDS from that are virtually nill. You have a much much greater chance of being run over by a delivery truck. Do the research.

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I predict your title will soon be changed to "pozzed"

http://www.aidsmap.com/en/news/47AE6...730410F81D.asp

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Overall, there was a 1 in 159 risk of female to male HIV transmission (95% confidence interval: 110, 286) per act of vaginal sex. This risk was 2.49 times greater in uncircumcised men (1 in 196 vs. 1 in 78, p = 0.04).

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What do they put on their french fries over there?

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It's the little differences.

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What do they put on their french fries over there?

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Hivatitus

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If you are a circumsised male, and even if you had vaginal intercourse with 1000 HIV infected females your chances of getting AIDS from that are virtually nill. You have a much much greater chance of being run over by a delivery truck. Do the research.

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Don't dismiss this guy's research.

http://www.sterlingspeakers.com/johnson-magic.jpg

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If OP is not a troll....I'm really happy that I don't know him in real life. He sounds like a big douchebag.

OP, I hope you get teh clap and die.