OMG im dumb(party BJ of course)
 

Someone please tell me that i can deduct BJ losses as gambling losses for taxes.

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Hi Popeye,

I dont know if you read my post, but if you want party BJ lessons i could give them for maybe $400/hr?

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I dont know if you read my post, but if you want party BJ lessons i could give them for maybe $400/hr?

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Im pretty sure you are the answer to all my prayers.

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FOR FREE: 4 hints to maximize Party BJ winnings:

1. SPLIT WHENEVER YOU CAN - it's not just aces and 8s - splitting face cards wins DOUBLE than when you don't!! DOUBLE $$$$$$ >>>>>>>> NOT DOUBLE $$$$$

2. DOUBLE whenever you have 11 or less, or when the dealer has 2-6 - you assume every card coming out is a 10!!!! FREE $$$$$$$

3. MARTINGALE BABY!!!!111

4. PLAY OVER YOUR BANKROLL!! OMG I can't emphasize this enough! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UNSTUCK PLAYING 10 DOLLAR BETS??!?!?! BET THE MAX IT'S +EV WITH MY HINTS!!

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FOR FREE: 4 hints to maximize Party BJ winnings:

1. SPLIT WHENEVER YOU CAN - it's not just aces and 8s - splitting face cards wins DOUBLE than when you don't!! DOUBLE $$$$$$ >>>>>>>> NOT DOUBLE $$$$$

2. DOUBLE whenever you have 11 or less, or when the dealer has 2-6 - you assume every card coming out is a 10!!!! FREE $$$$$$$

3. MARTINGALE BABY!!!!111

4. PLAY OVER YOUR BANKROLL!! OMG I can't emphasize this enough! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UNSTUCK PLAYING 10 DOLLAR BETS??!?!?! BET THE MAX IT'S +EV WITH MY HINTS!!


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Ok duh, already know all that. But really, i can deduct the losses right.

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FOR FREE: 4 hints to maximize Party BJ winnings:

1. SPLIT WHENEVER YOU CAN - it's not just aces and 8s - splitting face cards wins DOUBLE than when you don't!! DOUBLE $$$$$$ >>>>>>>> NOT DOUBLE $$$$$

2. DOUBLE whenever you have 11 or less, or when the dealer has 2-6 - you assume every card coming out is a 10!!!! FREE $$$$$$$

3. MARTINGALE BABY!!!!111

4. PLAY OVER YOUR BANKROLL!! OMG I can't emphasize this enough! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UNSTUCK PLAYING 10 DOLLAR BETS??!?!?! BET THE MAX IT'S +EV WITH MY HINTS!!


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Ok duh, already know all that. But really, i can deduct the losses right.

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course

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Ok duh, already know all that. But really, i can deduct the losses right.

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please follow the above advice to get out of BUSTOVILLE

seriously, how do you have LOSSES? fish

Example: Hero has 66 - Dealer shows an Ace

"Basic Strategy" says to hit - but we all know "Basic Strategy" is for amateurs

the correct play is SPLIT - here's how our example works out (remembering to double anything 11 and lower):

Hero has 6-3-DOUBLE-4 (12) and 6-2-DOUBLE-7 (15)
Dealer goes A-4-J-A-J BUSTO

with "Basic Strategy" you would have lost - with "$$$$$$ Strategy" you win 4x your bet

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How much?

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Ok duh, already know all that. But really, i can deduct the losses right.

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please follow the above advice to get out of BUSTOVILLE

seriously, how do you have LOSSES? fish

Example: Hero has 66 - Dealer shows an Ace

"Basic Strategy" says to hit - but we all know "Basic Strategy" is for amateurs

the correct play is SPLIT - here's how our example works out (remembering to double anything 11 and lower):

Hero has 6-3-DOUBLE-4 (12) and 6-2-DOUBLE-7 (15)
Dealer goes A-4-J-A-J BUSTO

with "Basic Strategy" you would have lost - with "$$$$$$ Strategy" you win 4x your bet

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I want to re-emphasise a point here. Basic strategy (and all books agree with this) means that YOU WILL LOSE MONEY.

If you want to win, DON'T PLAY BASIC STRATEGY. If you want to lose, feel free to play basic strategy. This is really quite important.

Josh

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I want to re-emphasise a point here. Basic strategy (and all books agree with this) means that YOU WILL LOSE MONEY.

If you want to win, DON'T PLAY BASIC STRATEGY. If you want to lose, feel free to play basic strategy. This is really quite important.

Josh

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thanks josh - it's amazing how people don't realize, even though THE STRATEGY SAYS SO, that "basic strategy" loses money

I guess people hate $$$$

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There is one piece of legislation I'd support in a heartbeat: banning online blackjack.

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There is one piece of legislation I'd support in a heartbeat: banning online blackjack.

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if you hate $$$$$ I guess

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Hero has 6-3-DOUBLE-4 (12)

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Good.

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Hero has 6-3-DOUBLE-4 (12)

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Good.

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HOW DARE YOU SULLY MY STRATEGY WITH MERE SEMANTICS?!?!?

YOU PROBABLY HATE $$$$$$ TOO

COMMUNIST

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How much?

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Yes, you can offset gambling income from poker with gambling loses from BJ.

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Some very important Blackjack strategy was commented on, but the most important points where missed.

Blackjack is a team game. If the dealer is showing a 6 and the table is standing, you must stand on a hard 11. If you hit you will take the dealers busting 10, thereby letting the whole team down.
Of course, if you double down your eleven, draw a 5 then the dealer gets a ten and busts, no-one will notice.

But if you get a 10 and the dealer then gets a 5, be prepared to be berrated for the BJ fish you are.

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FOR FREE: 4 hints to maximize Party BJ winnings:

1. SPLIT WHENEVER YOU CAN - it's not just aces and 8s - splitting face cards wins DOUBLE than when you don't!! DOUBLE $$$$$$ >>>>>>>> NOT DOUBLE $$$$$

2. DOUBLE whenever you have 11 or less, or when the dealer has 2-6 - you assume every card coming out is a 10!!!! FREE $$$$$$$

3. MARTINGALE BABY!!!!111

4. PLAY OVER YOUR BANKROLL!! OMG I can't emphasize this enough! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET UNSTUCK PLAYING 10 DOLLAR BETS??!?!?! BET THE MAX IT'S +EV WITH MY HINTS!!

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Holy [censored], so many $$$ signs, this must work.

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There is one piece of legislation I'd support in a heartbeat: banning online blackjack.

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not the brightest crayon in the box

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I dont know if you read my post, but if you want party BJ lessons i could give them for maybe $400/hr?

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If I could afford it, I would totally pay this much.