went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)
 

So I go to a "massage parlor" the other day. It was the third time I'd been to one of these places in my life. There was an unusually really attractive girl (for a hooker) working so I chose her. I noticed her nose was running and I asked her if she did coke. At first she said no, but then she was asking me if I did. I was like, "Every once in a while." So she went and got some and we did a little. After that, we messed around a bit, and she was telling me how handsome I am and stuff. (I'm a good looking guy.)

After we were through, she asked me if I wanted to come back later and do more with her. She said she would pay the house fee for me to come back to a room with her, but she wanted me to bring a g and match her because she would have a g too. So I did this, and we hung out and talked for a couple hours. She was pretty cool. She's 30. I'm in my early 20's. She looks more like mid 20's. At the end she gave me her e-mail.

Now, even though I am a good looking guy I don't get many girls because of a lack of confidence or something. (I'm not really sure.) Should I try to pursue something with this girl? She's hotter than probably 80% of the girls I have slept with, and much hotter than my previous girlfriend. However, she is a hooker. What do you guys think?

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I thought with the NSFW tag we were getting pictures of the whore. How disappointing.

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agent,

Absolutely pursue it and then provide a video trip report.

J

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Sorry, should have put this in the "have you ever used a hooker forum?" didn't see it until now

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Obviously SIIHP. But I wouldn't hope for emotional attachment here. Also, see if she wants to hang out with you when you're not bringing drugs. That should be a good gauge as to how "into" you she is.

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Well, I e-mailed her and she e-mailed me back already. I'm pretty sure she is in to me.

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Now, even though I am a good looking guy I don't get many girls because of a lack of confidence or something. (I'm not really sure.)

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good stuff...

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wrap it up.

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obviously...

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So you want to hear the arguments against what you feel compelled to do? Or you are looking for some kind of validation?

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umm...either one will be fine?

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Don't do it! This seems insane to me.

But I would also tell you not to use (is that the right word?) hookers, and not to do coke, so maybe you don't wan't my advice.

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You have the option to make a coke whore your [censored] buddy. If you want a coke whore [censored] buddy then I guess you should go for it.

Most people do not want one.

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Well. It doesn't sound like the kind of story that has a happy ending. hmmm. come to think of it...

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I hear coke-heads make good company How experienced would you want your spouse to be?

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the obvious answer is to slap this bitch around and become her pimp. then she starts paying for YOUR coke.

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yea bro, it's all fun and games until she shows up at your place of work with a shorty in tow and a sob story of how she needs to move in with you. Trust me man. Life ain't always a box of chocolates.

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I'd be interested in how she responds when you stop bringing drugs. Also, tell us the contents of your correspondence so we can accurately gauge her interest level.

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It sounds like you should be able to get a decent ammount of freaky hooker sex out of this and meet some freaky hooker fiends.

Anything more than that is a bad idea IMO. Dominic had a great post (or many) on freaky porn sex that made me think dating a hooker could be a good idea. I doubt I ever will though.

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Yet another brag thread posing as a question.

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yea bro, it's all fun and games until shes dead from over dosing on the nose candy and the cops want to talk to you cause you are her friend.

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FYP

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yea bro, it's all fun and games until she shows up at your place of work with a shorty in tow and a sob story of how she needs to move in with you. Trust me man. Life ain't always a box of chocolates.

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Words of wisdom and maturity. That said I think you should go for it. You only live once.

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wrap it up.

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twice.

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Agent,

Ask yourself:

what do I want from this relationship?
what does she want from it?
Do I have a problem with her occupation?

Proceed accordingly.

Personally, I would have little problem dating any woman no matter what her sexual background and occupation. Provided, of course, that she is absolutely into me, and does not have "sexual relations" with another man as long as she is with me. In this case, her occupation would, in fact, prove to be a barrier.

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Yet another brag thread posing as a question.

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I get that feeling too, but if he is braggin about this...wow.

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yea bro, it's all fun and games until she shows up at your place of work with a shorty in tow and a sob story of how she needs to move in with you. Trust me man. Life ain't always a box of chocolates.

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I had the unfortunate expierence of dating a coke head whore, [not really a whore , how about [censored] since no one paid her] in anycase read the above text. Something to the effect of " I need to borrow..." " We should move .. " or " I'm Having a..." will be the next step with her.

So Lets recap
Shes a WHORE
She does COKE

she must have TONS of other redeaming qualities to look past those.

Al that being said , uh she probably make a good druggin/party/[censored] buddy. Go get your swing on with her and have fun. Let your friends SIIHP too. Just don't make a stupid move and get your self trapped. Don't try and be Richard Gere to her Julia Roberts

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You don't get it. The little man has spoken. She's probably a really nice girl and they do have shared interests. Besides that it doesn't necessarily have to end sadly. They might part on friendly terms, get married, or find out they are siblings and appear on Springer -- there's all sorts of possibly up side here. In the meantime you are doing coke and having sex (at most you pay for the room?) and she probably gets a great deal on condoms.

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Edit: Im probobly too square to post in this thread.

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What the hell. Since when did guys start wanting to date prostitutes that are drug addicts?

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What the hell. Since when did guys start wanting to date prostitues that are drug addicts?

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I think this is a, need to cause nothing else will have me, than a want.

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What the hell. Since when did guys start wanting to date prostitutes that are drug addicts?

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Were you wearing diamond earrings? Do you have any platinum in your grill? Was there any other reason she might be thinking you're sugar daddy material?

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What the hell. Since when did guys start wanting to date prostitutes that are drug addicts?

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Hey. He's tagging a whore. A lot of guys would pay money for that.

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Since it is a given that you are going to persue this, you might as well make the most of it.

Being an older woman, she ought to be able to show a thing or two about finding your way around a womans body. Take the opportunity to pick her brain. She can probably teach you the ways of the world in terms of dealing with girls- thus building your confidence.

Because she is experienced, a cokehead and a prostitute, there is no point in trying to show your pimp hand, as she'll almost certainly wind up seriously pwning your noob ass on one level or another. Still, if you can keep you wallet and emotions under control, consider opening up to her about your insecurities. She will probably get off on developing you into a playa' to be reckoned with.

BE CAREFUL!

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Since it is a given that you are going to persue this, you might as well make the most of it.

Being an older woman, she ought to be able to show a thing or two about finding your way around a womans body. Take the opportunity to pick her brain. She can probably teach you the ways of the world in terms of dealing with girls- thus building your confidence.

Because she is experienced, a cokehead and a prostitute, there is no point in trying to show your pimp hand, as she'll almost certainly wind up seriously pwning your noob ass on one level or another. Still, if you can keep you wallet and emotions under control, consider opening up to her about your insecurities. She will probably get off on developing you into a playa' to be reckoned with.

BE CAREFUL!

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Im guessin the whore aspect has broadened her horizons more than her being old. But those are both valid points.

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However, she is a hooker. What do you guys think?

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i think this is either (a) total BS, or (b) you are an idiot. actually, i think (b) either way.

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Question... could you handle her line of work and her lifestyle? If so, there is nothing wrong with hanging with her... although you need to be prepared for tons of emotional baggage.

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a hooker and a coke addict...she could be the one.

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So I go to a "massage parlor" the other day. It was the third time I'd been to one of these places in my life.

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After that, we messed around a bit, and she was telling me how handsome I am and stuff. (I'm a good looking guy.)

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Now, even though I am a good looking guy I don't get many girls because of a lack of confidence or something. (I'm not really sure.)

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She's hotter than probably 80% of the girls I have slept with, and much hotter than my previous girlfriend. However, she is a hooker.

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Thank you for making me laugh sir. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA This is an instant classic...

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However, she is a hooker. What do you guys think?

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i think this is either (a) total BS, or (b) you are an idiot. actually, i think (b) either way.

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Well played, Bob.

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Thats the type of girl you bring home to Mom. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]