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Asheh 11-25-2007 08:08 AM

beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
After demanding that I dropped my friends 21st birthday and get the bus down to see her (hour or so away) I told her i wasnt going to because it had been planned for months.

I told her i wasnt answering my phone after trying to sort if for 4 hours and then i had 50+ missed calls, while having an msn conversation:

Gf:
right im comin its all your own tough luck if u wanna be the [censored] man/lad boy watever u are well youve gona and done it prepare for me to [censored] you off n if i cant fidn u ill destroy ur room right now i dont give a [censored] as you dont give 2 [censored] about me

just answer 4 ten mins else im gonan go walk the streets alone and get raped to clear my head

just answer thats all its gnna take

10 minutes then u have the right to put the phone down

if nto ill get raped or come c u which would you prefer


I had 5 phone messages which id love to get online too, one which she said she was gonna come up trash her f***ing car and f***ing skill me, break my door down and trash my f***ing room.

Lol whats my play bbv?

Animus 11-25-2007 08:14 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
Imagine what your first instincts are to do to handle the situation, and then do the exact opposite. That's pretty much the best play to make at all times with most women.

bronx bomber 11-25-2007 08:15 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
Let her get raped, that'll teach her.

its_just_me 11-25-2007 08:15 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
run and dont look back

Mr_Moore 11-25-2007 08:18 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
Wow, you are dating a psycho. Good luck with that.

Droogie 11-25-2007 08:59 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStre...08/forrest.jpg

Spota 11-25-2007 09:08 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
But is she hot? Pics?

Spechel EDD 11-25-2007 09:13 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
id probably save those in case she does that and you actually do want her to get raped in prison

Animus 11-25-2007 09:21 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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id probably save those in case she does that and you actually do want her to get raped in prison

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Hey now, rape can be fun if done right.

JokersAttack 11-25-2007 09:51 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
she likes it rough?

maybe she's trying to tell you something

apefish 11-25-2007 09:52 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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Let her get raped, that'll teach her.

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Actually I believe she said it would clear her head.

So she posted a solution- I don't see what the problem is.

pharaohofFUNK 11-25-2007 10:51 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
i dated a crazy girl once. your only options are come out and tell her how crazy she is and that she needs to get her head out of her ass, and probably be prepared to punch her a few times...or break up with her and never talk to/see her again (if you do...be prepared to punch). anything else will be a huge pain in the ass.

dlorc 11-25-2007 10:53 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
Pick random address, tell her you're staying there with your new girlfriend tonight.

Read tomorrows news paper with interest.

apefish 11-25-2007 10:55 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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Lol whats my play bbv?

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Do you have a cellphone cam and a can of corn?

blutarski 11-25-2007 11:06 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
Have her come up before you friend's b-day party. Do her as hard as you can. Pick her up out of bed, deposit her outside, tell her you don't ever want to see her again. Then run.

ahnuld 11-25-2007 11:09 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
ignore her for the night. Tell her you wont bother talking to her tomorrow, you have a prior engagement that you must attend, but youll be happy to discuss it tomorrow if shed like. Then lock your door, ignore her calls, and dont bother talking to her on AIM.

BingoBango 11-25-2007 12:03 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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Pick random address, tell her you're staying there with your new girlfriend tonight.

Read tomorrows news paper with interest.

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illeagle 11-25-2007 12:32 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
put those phone messages on youtube or something.

Madman Madman 11-25-2007 01:16 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
buy a ski mask, find her walking alone, rape her. Then take off your ski mask and post her reaction here

doubLe a tom 11-25-2007 01:17 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
[ QUOTE ]
buy a ski mask, find her walking alone, rape her. Then take off your ski mask and post her reaction here

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genius imo. i bet she wouldnt even resist cause dat bitch is a ho.


doobie a tom

snoopfishyfish 11-25-2007 02:52 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
lol you'd better sleep with your lights on

MFpoker 11-25-2007 02:53 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
obv psycho. dump quickly.

parker_posey 11-25-2007 02:56 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
she better have a snappin turtle snatch that does the blackman handshake on ur tool 24/7/365.

Thrahl 11-25-2007 02:59 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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obv psycho. dump quickly.

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Obv you have never made sexy time with a Psycho chic. They will give you the night of your life, sure you may wake up with a steak knife in your chest, but still.....

React1oN 11-25-2007 03:14 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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buy a ski mask, find her walking alone, rape her. Then take off your ski mask and post her reaction here

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genius imo.


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Also, please pics.

lwrunner103 11-25-2007 04:11 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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she better have a snappin turtle snatch that does the blackman handshake on ur tool 24/7/365.

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zomg golden

Kirbynator 11-25-2007 04:17 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
thought you meant her virginity

FaDi 11-25-2007 04:22 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
save messages, then when you get home and everything is messed up take her to court and make her pay for everything.

then rape her

Big Bend 11-25-2007 04:26 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 

You come on to BBV4L and ask what to do with a girlfriend who is threatening to have sex with other men just cause she's pissed at you?

Are you totally whipped or do you have a shred of dignity? Dump the ho, obv shoulda happened a long time ago I doubt this is the first time she's gone insane on you.

Trip report after you dump her plz..

BB

Himself 11-25-2007 04:31 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
I would continue to date her if she's a 9 or 10, otherwise I'd lure her into some sort of booby trap and post the video on youtube.

pirateboy 11-25-2007 04:45 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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if u wanna be the [censored] man/lad boy

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underrated afaik

Carolina Pirate 11-25-2007 05:15 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
pics or she's not real

henrikjs 11-25-2007 05:19 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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buy a ski mask, find her walking alone, rape her. Then take off your ski mask and post her reaction here

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Obv she'll thank you for clearing her mind

smokingrobot 11-25-2007 05:23 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
clearly she is a keeper.

diebitter 11-25-2007 05:24 PM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
she sounds hot.

rivaplaya03 11-26-2007 12:58 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
tell her you were simultaneously dating her sister and that you don't think things are gonna work out

LiveNow 11-26-2007 01:07 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b.../anonymity.jpg

bmw335i 11-26-2007 01:25 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...es/misery1.jpg

Triumph36 11-26-2007 01:29 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
your play is to get her on brain-dulling medications and [censored] her while she drools listlessly

Phildo 11-26-2007 01:30 AM

Re: beat: my girlfriend lost it
 
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b.../anonymity.jpg

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has not hitting the bitch been working? i mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired results?


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